What the fuck was the motorcyclist doing trying to pass cars in a section of road with a solid double yellow line? No excuse here, no matter what the other driver was doing!

I’m pretty sure she’s being ‘staked’ at the same time....but in a different part of her body

Judging by some of the comments of the Campbell, CA store I’m pretty sure some of them evacuated themselves within a minute of hearing the sex tape start. That would be the only reasonable response from that type of person.

Woman obviously has a really loosey-goosey definition of the word “violated”. Everybody stay as far away from that woman as you can...wouldn’t want her to be “violated” by your presence.

Nah...Montreal has its own peculiarities...not all of which are desirable. You know in Montreal if guy gives you a blow-job he is called an artiste...in Toronto he is called a cocksucker.

couldn’t think of an original insult?

I’m thinking he should round the bases with his dick out...that’d be way better!

Hahahahahaha...the joke is on you titwad!

You mean ‘tries to drill him in the ear first pitch’...and then he lasers the second pitch into the fucking bleachers...and flips his bat!

Well if the fucking outfielder could climb up 23 rows and make that catch then good on him and he gets my vote for game MVP. Yeah...like that’s ever gonna be done by a Texas fucking Ranger!

There is no way there can ever be enough apologizing in the world for Justin Bieber. However, it would be a good start if every woman in Canada gave a blow job to 10 American men.

Yeah...too bad it looks like he dropped a load of shit in his pants when he did it!

So too bad fuckhead...you have to watch them for at least 4 more games...probably a lot more than that!

Fuck the flip...if a pitch comes even close to him he should helicopter the bat right back at the pitcher!

So what you’re really saying is that besides losing the fucking Cardinals can’t even spell!

Yeah..for fuck’s sake...nothing is worth wasting beer over!

So why don’t they play it on ice and make the batters swing with a 5-iron?

Waste of fucking time...they’re done like dinner.

So....fuck you!

So...fuck you!