So the solution is to point them to the Texaco station about a half mile down the road. That’ll fix them.

You know what you should have done to the bitch with her husband’s wallet don’t you! Sometimes the sharp edges of the credit cards rip the inside lining of the asshole...but that’s the price she would have to pay for being a bitch!

Correction....”threw” the fries at the chef!

No, but you would have been an asshole if you three the fries at the chef!

Who cares...it’s got the dialogue flowing.

I’m pretty sure we can find you something to put your face in....maybe some fat guy’s ass!

Only solution I have is for the drink problem ...order the booze ‘neat’ and ask for mixer and a swizzle stick on the side. Should be no problems that way!

The appropriate retribution for the soup-throwing customer is to tie her down with her ass in the air, shove funnel up where the sun doesn’t usually shine and then proceed to fill her fundament with steamy, delicious ‘hot and sour’. It’ll be a while before she can please her hubby with any back-door loving after that!

I would have paid money to see that!

I’m pretty sure that the move to pitcher wil ladd 10-12 years to Ichiro’s career....let’s see.

L...don’t pay attention to Snake Person. If you’re anything close to how he pictures you, you can come home with me anytime.

Better hurry...those fucks have only got 1 game left this year!

What? You mean you’re like a nerdy coon guy inside?

OK!

...for a skanky asshole!

C’mon Skillbilly...you’re getting a little out ahead of yourself here.....you gonna tell me that you wouldn’t fuck any female that crossed your path and gave you the opportunity?

Bingo!! Nail right on the head!

but not the kind of chicks you would take home to meet your mother.

...because he can!

To bad it was just another sign of complete ignorance. Advertising is a very powerful tool...if some women learned how to use it properly they might be better off.