Only if I can see her naked....in my bed!

Oh yeah! Being the meat in that sandwich would be awesome!

No self respecting guy fucks with his jeans on!

Pretty lonely are you?

So I guess you’re kind of a cold-ass bitch! To save you the time I will consider myself “fucked off”!

I’m pretty sure you’re gonna have to stand in line behind a whole bunch of guys who want dibs on Emma Thompson.

Nice....a pre-teen getting grandparents to take her to see old seniors perform. You must have been a helluva lot of fun for dating.

So the truth is out....you like seeing dead guys! I think there’s a cure for that but it’ll take some time and money!

What is 3rd hand smoke? When a heavy smoker farts?

I’m pretty sure that the backlash was caused by more than Behar’s nurse comment. Most likely that was the proverbial “straw that broke the camel’s back” but I think that people have finally faced the fact that every one of the women on The View is a total cunt!

Typical Texas ignorance don’t you think?

Maybe not “a few hours”. When the food runs low those fuckers’ll cook anything!

So much the better...white meat is generally tastier!

Well bring a lot of foil...I’m thinking you’re gonna taste pretty good cooked in the rum and the foil’ll stop ya drippin’ all over the place!

Taste OK but kinda chewy!

Nah...just take any ole’ shit (potato peelings, carrot tops, leftover rib bones etc). Them niggers’ll cook it up and eat it. Long as you give them the beer first!

Well then James...be prepared for something pretty skanky comin’ back at ya....like “get out my face fucking nigger!” How ya like them apples?

Wrong, wrong, wrong..on one very important point! If you needa pee at a black BBQ you either find some decent bush nearby or you pee your pants! Don’t even think about standing too close to the BBQ itself whichever choice you make. And if you needa take a shit find a garbage can or some hidden place on the neighbor’s…

Because mob guys get all the hot bitches to suck their dicks....and swallow. And that is precisely what Leonardo is all about!

What hell kind of a day job do you have?