Old rich ladies LOVE buying jewelry. And at a certain point they don’t have to give a shit if it’s technically an engagement ring, or an anniversary ring, or someone else’s birthstone. They’re like “wrap that shit up, I’m 84 and I want it.”

Like Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards?

That Jennifer Aniston had been pregnant for a HUNDRED YEARS.

10 years is not a failure!

10 years is that magical moment when the marriage is considered “of long duration” right? I have an image of Jen holding on to this marriage thinking “He’s not gonna pull a Tom Cruise divorcing Nicole Kidman on ME. I’m getting to 10 years if it kills us.” And I support her 100%.

I’m so sorry for your loss. I’m sure “difficult” doesn’t even begin to describe what you’ve been through. I really, truly hope you literally punched that person in the face. The fact that you did not kill them shows amazing restraint. What an @sshole.

You should be proud of yourself, too. Both of you lost children but have continued to survive. Unbreakable, My Dog Is A Pirate and southerngothick are strong as hell.

All the pygmy sloth hugs in the world for you!

Many years ago I lost my first baby to SIDS. This was a couple weeks after her first round of vaccinations. A person pointed this connection out to me shortly after the funeral. I hit that person in the face.

I sincerely believe it’s got nothing to do with how smart you are. I just had no experience dealing with pathological liars, and no frame of reference for this behavior. I thought how it goes is, you lie, you feel guilty, someone finds evidence of your deceit and confronts you, you cave immediately and start…

I agree, I’ve seen enough examples of willful blindness with respect to infidelity that this is plausible.

Wat. Jesus. That sounds like torture. I’mma just hang out at home with my dog and my sweatpants.

Two episodes left, I’m braced for the cliffhanger. You should see the couch cushion fort I’ve built.

Holy GOD. I’d get married just to wear something that incredible. (And that’s a problem, isn’t it?)

Oooh, very cool website, thx

I’m going to continue to not watch this show.

I’ve never been into the show. To me, it always reminded me of when every comic book decided to go “grim and gritty” in the 90s. One most juvenile things to believe is that constant senseless hopelessness and violence are somehow inherently mature. It’s a 13 year old boy’s vision of what adult art should be like.

I BEG TO DIFFER, HANKS.

I’ve found that putting the top up in a bun and letting the bottom dry completely before putting down the top helps with the specific problem the author was describing.

I refuse to believe this. (insert enough internet for today .gif)