Whatever...many other jobs are out there...I assume these people are fractured anyways and a new job might only delay their suicidal jokes

The alleged incident took place on Feb 14., 2017, in the parking lot of the school as the teacher was walking to her classroom. As detailed in the restraining order, Bibby allegedly called her over to his car, grabbed her by the hips, pushed her into the driver’s seat, and got on top of her, rubbing his own body and…

I’d rather my School have skilled coach...because it’s not my money

I consider that plain old joke gold. Maybe flecked with platinum.

My girlfriend used to give me a hard time about writing checks at the grocery store. You don’t know her. She goes to another school.

I’m sorry, but this is dad joke gold:

LeBron needs to chill the fuck out. Donald Trump whines less about his wall than LeBron does about being gift wrapped a top 10 player for scrap. The Pelicans don’t “owe” you or Anthony Davis shit. AD is free to threaten to go there as a FA all he wants, but now he's having a temper tantrum because teams aren't falling…

Just for shits and giggles I’d love to obtain the Back2TheFuture Nikes. But I know better...I have nothing of value other than a 80inch TV and a Xbox1 and what I’d consider some mild grade clothes/shoes ..... but periodically ( once a month I’d guess )I am woken by an attempted kick door...it seriously sucks....I’d…

Cute, as a dude from Nebraska your ignorance astounds me. 

This comment makes me wanna take a knee 

It did feature the most hypocritical people to be featured in commercials while claiming to back Kap....it’s close to a bakers dozen lol

Man, a tweet like that is absolutely going to murder his credibility.

Sir I’d gladly trade notes with your grumpy azz

*takes notes*

Go there twice a year and the adjacent parking lot tunnel leading to the stadium is infested with at least a million bats...no lie.....i just chalked it up to a bizarre home field intimidation tactic. Kinda like SA claims the smell of Houstons bayou affect home field 

Womp womp wooooooomp

I’m here so I won’t get neutered.

You may think you’ve got a thing going here, but I’m not going to lumber into your trap.

I knew there would be a profusion of posts vying for worst comment in this thread, and I didn’t have to scroll very far to picket.