Apparently not a lot, because he tells Kevin that everyone made out behind the bleachers in high school but him. It hints that he didn't do a lot of coming out or open dating in his adolescence. Likewise, when he talked about long term relationships with his miserable date in the first episode and Agustin later in the…

I'm a little surprised that someone like Patrick, of all people, wouldn't recognize Legolas. As some so avidly aware of gamer history and icons, he should be able to tell at least that it wasn't Link, and even then, LotR was such a huge hit and Bloom was such a sex icon as Legolas that it seemed a bit baffling of a…