I mean, it’s entirely possible he loves his family and decided to illegally pay off Stormy Daniels. Weird way to argue that he didn’t do it. Did you check with your other daddies before you went on TV to make sure you got the narrative right, Mikey?

Two things (and ihadwords definitely got there first on my first point):

1.) If you “love your family,” you don’t go fucking other people while your partner is pregnant. Frankly, if you have a mutually-agreed-to monogamous relationship (meaning there is no mutually understood expectation or acceptance of extramarital…

You know... if actually loved his family... he wouldn’t be sleeping with a pornstar while his wife was pregnant... Just a thought.

The trouble I see here is that many of the same bits of technology and various physical platforms that can be used to launch ICBMs can also be used for totally peaceful purposes, such as satellite launches (the delivery mechanisms are often very similar in terms of rocketry/design).

While I will never advocate for…

I want to talk more about this general counsel who thinks it’s a good idea to begin an email with “We are anxious to settle this matter.”

Oh yes, those recent efforts sure do spring to mind easily. It’s shocking how many cities/states have done/attempted that. Sickening. “I don’t want you passing any local laws that’d make life better for your people in your locality, because I’d prefer to pick and choose which laws you can live by.”

In a just slightly more perfect world, Gaetz would kill Scott in a bar fight, and then spend the rest of his prime employment years in prison. Everyone pray on it tonight, pretty please?

“It was not Dr. Corsi’s intent to rely upon inaccurate information, or to cause any suffering to Mr. Rich’s family. To that end, Dr. Corsi retracts the article and apologizes to the Rich family.”

Then one such twisted child attains the highest office in the US...

I find it impossible to take a 57 year old man seriously who wears his hair in the duck’s ass style. 

Bro do you even know what it’s like here in the grays? Don’t stand on your black pedestal and say you’re the same as me. Don’t run a comment system of injustice and tell me to be mad at celebrities. You don’t know our pain, and I’m sure you don’t care to, oblivious to what it’s like, to how I feel.

I aspire to be rich enough one day where I can achieve my most profound wish that everyone will just leave me the hell alone. 

And of course, the attitudes these people attain filter down in increasingly twisted ways as they have children who know only this comfort and are, as such, fully disconnected from the human experience that the little people have, or even what their parent had before attaining their insane wealth and privilege.

“Hey Ben. You’re black. You must know about the urban life and public housing. How about I make you HUD Secretary?”

“I will certainly finish out this term,” Carson said. “I would be interested in returning to the private sector because I think you have just as much influence, maybe more, there.”

Which two Indiana Jones movies were the government behind?

Of course he is, and he always will. We all seem to be laboring under the delusion that Republican politicians are held to the same standard (read: any standard) as Democratic politicians.

Doesn’t every single law enforcement officer swear an oath to UPHOLD the law, not just pick and choose the ones that conform to their personal opinions?

Um, ‘shoving’ laws on the rest of the state is literally the function of a state government. My state has plenty of laws I disagree with. I don’t get to ignore them consequence free because I’m having a tantrum about them.