Trump is a tool McConnell is using. Trump, of course, is his own brand of evil, but McConnell is the reason Trump can do so much damage (and McConnell wants it).

I can’t tell if she’s going for the “I’m a futuristic spaceman” look or the “I walked into a modern art studio and someone accidentally thought I was a canvas” look.

“White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders dismissed the reports in a statement to the Journal, saying, Cohen was a “disgraced felon.”

Counter-Counterpoint: Enough Rs will vote for it to help their own electoral chances, but it won’t be enough for a Veto-Proof majority, so they still get what they want while saving face

It should be like high school athletics where your 250 pound sociology teacher with the flop sweat is also the assistant basketball coach, and he makes a whopping extra $800 to be the assistant JV basketball coach. If the college coaches had to also be professors at the college, and they would not being able to make…

Now that you mention it, if we push enough Americans off the 7 train platform, we could accomplish some of the goals of the Green New Deal.

Study: Green New Deal Will Sleep With Your Spouse, Steal Your Kids

Nailed it.

Not just billionaires...if I had a million

It might not be that his familiar with this particular joint as much as with rub-and-tug joints in general.

Only an old billionaire goes to a rub and tug to get doubled up on by two women over the age of 45.

When I read “Manipulating Male 8's genitals” I think:

Can’t be. They had an armed security guard I’ve been reassured over and over by the GOP and the NRA that a good guy with a gun will always stop a bad guy with a gun.

That, and the fact that movement conservatives are dealing with falling demand for conservatism among young people not by changing what they are selling, but by demanding, ever more loudly, that young people change their own priorities in order to like conservatism more.

How anyone can look at this and think, “yep, that is the proper social circle for the leader of my country” is beyond me.

And here, as ever, my disgust is not so much with the hilarious cartoon villain or his group of laughably insecure henchmen, but rather with the greater population of American voters.

Florida will always have bath salts face-eating guy. Enough said.

I have been breathlessly anticipating the take-down of Facebook/Apple/Google/etc. by the EU since the passing of the GDPR like a mother of six daughters waiting for a rich, eligible bachelor to arrive in an Austen novel. I really, really hope this does it for one of them.

This is going to take a very fast, very dark twist for sure. Florida stories usually take ever more hilarious and weird turns, this will not be one of those.

I have a feeling that this story is just odd right now, but when more info comes out, it’s going to get really sad, really quick.