Because if the “Resistance” is going to mean anything, it probably shouldn’t embrace the naked oligarchism and war profiteering of the Kennedy family.

Yes, poor people are awful, right?

This is great information, thank you.

Water polo is the one Olympic team sport I can’t really get into — unlike handball or volleyball, it’s really hard to track who’s who on each team.

The Clippers, in response, have announced their own statue for the Staples Center of a garbage truck on fire.

I wonder whether Deandre or Blake was more excited about going to the restaurant from the Take Care cover.

Those poor Padres.

I’m still looking forward to seeing Samardzija in a pitchers’ park with good defense behind him. Also, he seems to be aware that he was tipping pitches last season, and I have to imagine Righetti will help him with that.

He was a staff writer that season and had a role as one of the “recurring hobos.”

Wow, never seen a Brian McCann truther before.

As a Giants fan, I have mixed feelings about this:

It’d be even more of an honor if it were a Mac.

Corgan’s such a fascinatingly unlikable character. At age 11, I knew of no band I loved more than Smashing Pumpkins, and their core albums (Siamese Dream, Mellon Collie) got serious critical props. Listening to them is part of what got me into music in the first place — reading interviews in which they talked about…

“But some women like being abused, beaten and spat upon. Don’t kink-shame them! Any sexual act in the world can be feminist as long as it’s consensual, so it doesn’t matter that these images of abuse are being manufactured for a presumed male audience that enjoys watching women be dehumanized!”

I’m still waiting for a documentary paid for by Hollywood about the women at its fringes whose aspirations are leveraged by producers and agents, big and small, to subject them to countless instances of sexual abuse, non-sexual abuse, and harassment off and on the set.

Batman pretty regularly uses guns, like when he shot the Penguin with a tommy gun and murdered Catwoman with Lieutenant Gordon’s service revolver. Batman loves guns.

That anyone can watch this and not see a garbage truck on fire is pretty indicative of the slavish devotion comic book nerds will give to anything that features sooperheroes fightin’ baddies.

His Bruce Wayne has an unmistakable southern accent, for no reason: “The Daily Planet criticizing people for thinkin’ they’re above the law is a... little hypocritical.” Sounds like a guest star on Walker Texas Ranger.

To be fair, they do have to explain to anyone who isn’t a massive nerd with a strong investment in comic books why the fuck Superman and Batman would be fighting each other, and that it’s not for realsies.

Wow, this looks close to unwatchable.