Among many other island nations, Mauritius would likely become uninhabitable due to climate change — there’s enough high ground that conceivably people could move, but as all the population is centered around tourism/the coast, the entire infrastructure of the country would be destroyed by rising sea levels.

“Mauritian” ..... Mauritius (island nation in Indian Ocean, not subject of this article)

And this is why these Clippers will never win a title.

I would say it becomes my business when it perpetuates, economizes and fetishizes the systematic oppression of my gender. It becomes my business when it contributes to a larger culture in which the victimization of women is minimized, trivialized, and considered fodder for the stuff of “kinky” lore.

Learn how to follow a logical syllogism.

What if I were to say to you, I was molested as a child, and these days I practice child rape and molestation scenarios with my boyfriend. His dick has never been harder than when he dressed me up in a pinafore and simulated the time my uncle raped me during Thanksgiving holiday?

I think you should apologize to every gay person on the planet for comparing their sexuality to the practice of play-acting at rape for kicks and orgasms. What an odious, disgusting comparison.

I never said they’re awful and shameful. I said their fetish is.

You know what has 4k textures and no lag? Going for a fucking walk, you ridiculous goons.

Go back and reread what I wrote. I’ve not said anything about your fantasies being comparable to rape. Nothing.

I’m sure you’re triggered right now and so you don’t care

I’d love to watch some “sex-positive” first-world fourth-wave feminists explain to survivors of war crimes in the Democratic Republic of the Congo how sexy-time rape-play is totally cool and does not at all trivialize the globalized ritual punishment of women by men.

Oh, totes. My fetish is putting my partner in blackface and whipping him like a slave. It gives me like, all the orgasms! Don’t kink-shame me!

Hey, be careful, you might kink-shame her!

If you watch any of their awful games on YouTube, it’s clear that as terrible as she is, Gre’Shonda Morton is the only one on the team who’s even seen a basketball game.

Should we take it as a good sign that he moves his feet a little bit while on the ground? Anyone with a bit of medical knowledge able to speak to whether or not this indicates that his spinal column is intact?

Wow. This fun fact inspires an interesting question: what adult could possibly give a fuck?

On the other hand:

This isn’t mine, but my mother’s: when she was seven, she went out with her family to a turkey farm to pick out a turkey. After getting chased and pecked for a half hour by angry birds, my tearful mother resigned herself to waiting in the backseat of the car while my grandparents finished up their business.

Yup.