In all of professional sports, there is no team name less encouraging, less interesting, and less inspiring than “Sporting Kansas City.”

For what it’s worth, “Star Wars” has a touch more cultural cachet than “Suicide Squad.” As much as the geeks have taken over, the average American filmgoer will have to be reminded a dozen times before the film’s release if they’re going to see it.

It could be the sound mixing, of course, but I’ve never heard a “louder” game on television that wasn’t at CenturyLink Field or Oracle Arena.

On the one hand, fuck these people.

Cancer is such a weird, terrifying disease. Flip Saunders died within two months of being diagnosed. My best friend (half his age, granted) has been battling cancer for nine years. Scary and disheartening.

I dread an entire generation’s worth of teenagers weaned on Tumblr and Tim and Eric entering the world of professional comedy.

Plymouth is better than most of these.

The Cubs experimented with putting Kris Bryant in left field a few times this season before calling up Schwarber.

I’m thoroughly against the Internet as Two Minute Hate Machine, but I think I can make an exception to band together, track down this little shit, and give him the swirlie of a lifetime.

Horrifying. Absolutely horrifying.

I dunno man this is kinda the most boring, least eventful Strikezone plot I’ve ever seen.

I know he’s not really running for president, but the correct answer is Bobby Jindal.

Some higher-level editors get small payments for work on their student newspapers. The EIC of a student daily probably works 6 hrs/day on the paper, so $90/month seems like a small token for the amount of work they put in.

The league is still trying to determine the exact verbiage for what’s a catch and what’s not a catch.

Kobe used to have clout on that team, but now he’s washed up, and his contract is seen as an albatross — the reason the Lakers can’t attract a second star to the team. He’ll be a Laker for life, but especially after he fucked up the Lamarcus Aldridge hunt by telling him “I want you to be my new Pau Gasol” he’s…

Yowza that’s a hot take.

I’m seeing that you’re a moron — is that what you’re referring to?

No, you fucking turnip. All sports have “unwritten rules.” The only difference, which isn’t significant in any way, is that baseball players at least are honest enough to talk about it.

Come on, be smarter than this. The “unwritten rules” of baseball are no different than the unwritten rules of any major team sport. In football, basketball or hockey, teams tend to retaliate in some way when a player gloats too much. Hard hits result in harder hits. Fights break out. The fact that baseball players…

It truly is a garbage sport. I’ve tried watching football, and there seems to be penalties on at least one-third of the plays in the game. If the rules of your sport are so arcane that they can’t be played by its best practitioners without constant need for arbitration of rules violations, your sport is broken.