In all of professional sports, there is no team name less encouraging, less interesting, and less inspiring than “Sporting Kansas City.”

For what it’s worth, “Star Wars” has a touch more cultural cachet than “Suicide Squad.” As much as the geeks have taken over, the average American filmgoer will have to be reminded a dozen times before the film’s release if they’re going to see it.

Arctic Char > Salmon

Ugly, cheap-o ridiculous cartoon appliances. Playful consumer electronics that will look like about as hip and neat-o as a mid-90s Acer Aspire within fifteen months:

It could be the sound mixing, of course, but I’ve never heard a “louder” game on television that wasn’t at CenturyLink Field or Oracle Arena.

On the one hand, fuck these people.

Cancer is such a weird, terrifying disease. Flip Saunders died within two months of being diagnosed. My best friend (half his age, granted) has been battling cancer for nine years. Scary and disheartening.

I dread an entire generation’s worth of teenagers weaned on Tumblr and Tim and Eric entering the world of professional comedy.

Plymouth is better than most of these.

SF has an budget ~$9 billion for fiscal year 2015/16. So this $12M, at best, keeps the lights on for about twelve hours. Pretty big for a single business, but nothing to get smug about.

The Cubs experimented with putting Kris Bryant in left field a few times this season before calling up Schwarber.

Here’s some information from the Internet, a resource you can use to look things up:

I’m thoroughly against the Internet as Two Minute Hate Machine, but I think I can make an exception to band together, track down this little shit, and give him the swirlie of a lifetime.

Horrifying. Absolutely horrifying.

I dunno man this is kinda the most boring, least eventful Strikezone plot I’ve ever seen.

Fifty movies, and the only two you managed to find with female protagonists are Ghost in the Shell and Alien.

I know he’s not really running for president, but the correct answer is Bobby Jindal.

Some higher-level editors get small payments for work on their student newspapers. The EIC of a student daily probably works 6 hrs/day on the paper, so $90/month seems like a small token for the amount of work they put in.

The league is still trying to determine the exact verbiage for what’s a catch and what’s not a catch.

The Long Golden Age of Europeans Not Knowing What Lions Look Like that also brought us this bit of taxidermy: