FACT: The Seahawks are the best franchise in sport

1L alert! 1L alert!

Remember in the olden days when this comment would have clearly been shrouded in pink? Well, I would have approved it, you know, to help raise your humor awareness.

Congrats, Felix. But if you're gonna celebrate later, just keep the music down, ok?

Holy fuck. +1

Until now, every one of these posts has goaded at least one city/team superfan into semi-literately defending said city/team. Until now.

When it was founded, that's about as far south as Florida went. Miami was such a bizarre exclave of New York and Cuba that it wasn't really even considered Florida.

And I thought the Swiss were supposed to be peaceful.

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Pictured: Penn State's 2012 recruiting class, once sanctions are announced tomorrow.

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I believe a couple days ago you referred to the Gawker comment section as a "Superfund site." Were I a Superfund site (don't worry, I'm not), I would sue you for libel.

I thought I remembered gold slimes, but I can't find reference to them on the internet.

But much less gold than the gold slime.

Here we go. I think in this one the likeness is much clearer.

Mr. Slime? This is my piggy bank. Are you two related?

Well, in that case, they weren't so much "witty" as they were remarks. They were definitely remarks, though, no arguing about that.

I live exclusively in the past. Thus, when I found I could no longer scroll through my various witty remarks from years gone by I became sad. Will those old memories ever become visible again?

You left out the best parts of his cocksucky quote: "I'm happy now that eight years later, nine years later since I've been drafted, that I can finally say that I'm a champion, and I did it the right way," James said. "I didn't shortcut anything. You know, I put a lot of hard work and dedication in it, and hard work…