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Next time, invest in an emcee who's stroke recovery speech therapy has progressed beyond "OOOHHHHH!"

I remember you. I went to you after I got charged with DUI. You threw your hands up in despair when I admitted I forgot to put a handful of pennies in my mouth before the breathalyzer.

4 Please identify this person.

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Portions of this story were used in Pat Jordan's "Once He Was An Angel," published in a March 1972 issue of Sports Illustrated.

Unwitting is right.

Are Pirates fans living through Paul Maholm or Zach Duke?

So much authority that he fell down.

I thought Dow Corning already recovered the Sterger Materials.

Better than waking up to Lenny Dykstra adversely possessing your garage.

It's good to see that Jeff van Gundy would still rather do anything than actually watch the game he's paid to talk about.

I drink Jägermeister because

Kicking a Fan in the Face is Eric Cantona's Most Treasured Memory.

I guess they also don't have to take the vow to not bribe law enforcement officials.

I saw Hammerbox open for King Missile at my first concert. The Agora Ballroom. My first of many, many trips to the Agora. And Chariots of Fire is a great song.

Jesus, so much for a proportional response.

We wager he will prove a much better value than some other ex-Phillies outfielder.

Blake Griffin's ability to finish close to the basket

Fast and the Furious, the first one.