stuff some legal papers down a critic's throat

managed to devise a lawsuit just as profoundly stupid as Dan Snyder's.

+1

"Actually," E.K. replied, "17 is legal in New York."

Whilst at train stations, I spend a lot of time daydreaming.

+1.

In his defense, he thought Flo lived there.

A "bait-dog" was John Wayne Gacy's last line of offense if the lovable clown thing failed.

I don't know about that. When I shot my TV, the Black Eyed Peas no longer appeared on the screen.

This guy is unbelievable. He's got billions (billions) of dollars, and he can't get a suit that fits? Would it kill you to show a little French cuff, Robert?

@Gary Oakland Athletics: +1 Grand Theft.

@lukeoneil47: I wonder if even drifters use analog porn anymore, what with the widespread availability of public library internet access.

"If we'd gotten that child, we wouldn't have gotten our daughters. So they think the Super Bowl is a good thing."

@Gamboa Constrictor: Fair enough. I think it's a bit of a stretch that the Department of Homeland Security had to rent the entire park on the taxpayers' dime. I mean, can Donald Rumsfeld not stand in line for the Muskrat Scrambler like everyone else?

@Terry_Weiner_Cousin: Point being that the Marlins cultivate talent for other MLB teams, like a Triple-A affiliate.

U of colorado debates whether its racist for fans to paint their faces black

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Oh, gosh darnit, that just ain't fair.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Alright, +1. But I ain't got no more, and those sparkly, puppy dog eyes ain't goin' to do you a lick of good.

@AzureTexan: At least those hobos would have died for a noble cause.

@AzureTexan: It's also funny (or sad or disturbing) how many people I know claim that drifter cast-off woods Playboys were their main source of pornography growing up.