Given her perfect teeth, "Berenice" is also probably a reference to the Poe story of the same name, in which the titular character suffers not only from premature burial but hideous dental trauma.

I wonder if Stark's company is Damage Control, and they're the guys squeezing out Toomes Salvage or whatever.

And get Brendan Gleeson to play old Spider-Man, since he played old Tom Holland in In The Heart of the Sea!

Wait, shouldn't she be Queen Kong?

What, no Pterodactyl Woman From Beverly Hills?

You'd think he would have pointed it out to a stagehand or someone during the commercial break, though.

Was I the only one hoping for a little Laura Branigan this episode? Oh, I was? OK.

Day has fun chemistry with Burn Gorman in Pacific Rim, at least.

Jeez. At this rate The Disaster Artist won't be much better than The Room.

The ship-name is "Coulseveryone".

Every active SHIELD agent now has to make out with Coulson. It's the only way to be sure.

Eh, the Red Skull's been dicking around with Cosmic Cubes since the Lee/Kirby days. Dude loves shiny boxes.

Somewhere, a child is watching this, bitterly disappointed at its lack of talking puppies. She will never forgive her parents.

The man does love the Blues.

I believe you mean the Porthole of Time.

Yeeg. If it weren't for that awful premise, I'd be all over a Michelle Rodriguez/Sigourney Weaver/Walter Hill/Giorgio Moroder hitman movie.

So what's the better dumb action movie sequel about Pandora's Box - this, or Lara Croft: Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life?

"Okay, so the Agent May LMD goes rogue, and they build a Grant Ward LMD to fight her and - "

Agent May, please do not look away from…The Nozzle.

So is tricking Coulson into having sex with a robot a major component of Radcliffe's plan, or is is just a bonus?