She's fine in The Big Lebowski.

Mark Wahlberg.

This week, We Hate Movies covers a Burt Reynolds movie not even Sterling Archer could love - Stroker Ace! There are so many Burt Reynolds impressions, you guys. It was almost…too much.

I'm glad to see George Coe in this, after they recast Woodhouse on Archer.

RIIIIICHAAARRRRRRRRRRRRD

No, after Hitler killed him, he didn't escape the White House before it self-destructed, so he still lost.

Based on the hit documentary?

Now I'm picturing him handing back a marked-up Transformers: Age of Extinction script to Michael Bay.

Locked in a room with my parents, watching Blue is the Warmest Colour on an infinite loop.

Did anyone else click on the thumbnail thinking this was gonna be an article about Contact?

Now I'm just bummed that we never got a Rockford/Columbo crossover. They both lived in LA and everything.

My favorites:

Synopsis: waaaah waaaaah waaaah waaah.

Man, Clarence Boddicker is gonna be pissed. He never misses a game.

Oh, it's possible. Trust me.

Winner fights Columbus, Ohio's Arnold Schwarzenegger statue.

Well, the WHM-worthy Blade: Trinity is now ten years old. It was apparently released in December, though.

This week's clue was "cutlery", so I'm guessing Mystery Men.

Clearly, the AV Club's continued non-coverage of We Hate Movies is a sign that their writing staff has been infiltrated by…Secundus.

Agent Crush Larynx.