Given Grammar's natural hirsuteness, all they had to do was douse him in Lady Clairol once a day and he was set. Easiest money he ever earned.

How It's Made has a female narrator here in Canada. Her voice is neither sexy nor sultry, unless you have a fetish for terrible puns.

The most disturbing part of this was watching How It's Made with a male narrator. You ruined it, America!

Tooth Fairy 2 was pretty impression-heavy, which seems to bring out the best in WHM, so I suggest:

HDTGM is, I think, the third-best bad movie podcast out there. I enjoy it and listen to it, but it can't hold a candle to the Flop House or We Hate Movies.

This week, We Hate Movies' love for white guy karate gains a new dimension with the white gal karate magnum opus China O'Brien! It's an episode chock full of implausible Australians, Flintstone names, and, for some reason, Cobra Commander.

Jennifer Connelly is like fifteen in Labyrinth, pervozoid.

THEY ATE ME! A FUCKIN' SHARK ATE ME! DRINK, BITCH!

Man, I was really hoping that Hickman's White Event would somehow recreate Kickers, Inc.

Also: RIP that sandwich. It sounded delicious.

The Overkill Device is another nugget of fun from the backwaters of continuity - http://www.marvunapp.com/Ap…

He can dance way better than a man his size should be able to.

And speaking of We Hate Movies, this week they kicked off Stay Tuned Month (in which they're covering all those movies they've promised to do over the years) with, appropriately enough, Stay Tuned! Discussing a bad comedy is always risky, but there's so much goofiness in this one that it's a riot. You'll come for…

This week, it's a triple dose of Spooktacular at We Hate Movies - it's like getting a mini-Snickers, a packet of five M&Ms, *and* a tiny thing of Pringles from the same house! First up, it's DOA kid-movie Casper, which I think I kind of liked as a kid, but in retrospect was terrible. Shudder at how many legitimate…

I'll also note that the characters who died in each issue of GLA were, in order a) a character who didn't have much of a personality and never spoke, b) a character introduced in that issue who was created solely to die, c) a squirrel, and d) a guy who came back like five pages later.

…wait, that's not Richard Dreyfuss? When did Kevin Kline become an old man?

Halloween 5 is terrible, but I will always cherish the scene in which, after luring Michael into a basement by using a small child as bait, Loomis drops a net on him and starts whaling on him with a two-by-four.

Yeah. Slater is Moore's brother, I think.

Whenever I think of pirates, I hear the omnipresent piratical background music of this episode.

Before I saw "television" in the title, I was going to bemoan the lack of Tales From the Darkside: The Movie, in which Steve Buscemi kills Julianne Moore with a mummy.