This movie was only made after the producers failed to secure the rights to What If? #173, What If Peter Parker Married Betty Brant?

This movie was only made after the producers failed to secure the rights to What If? #173, What If Peter Parker Married Betty Brant?

Christmas Jones aside, The World is Not Enough is pretty great.

Christmas Jones aside, The World is Not Enough is pretty great.

Even if it didn't kill him, that still means the last comic he ever read was Liefeld's Captain America, which is bad enough.

Even if it didn't kill him, that still means the last comic he ever read was Liefeld's Captain America, which is bad enough.

Slugs, by David Greenberg, which was a picture book about giant slugs that turned people inside out.  I was profoundly distressed.

Slugs, by David Greenberg, which was a picture book about giant slugs that turned people inside out.  I was profoundly distressed.

I have "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah".

I have "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah".

Hey, I watched that too.  I was kind of surprised at how bad Dracula was (too talky, terribly anticlimactic ending, and the aforementioned Transylvanian armadillos), but Frankenstein was great.

Hey, I watched that too.  I was kind of surprised at how bad Dracula was (too talky, terribly anticlimactic ending, and the aforementioned Transylvanian armadillos), but Frankenstein was great.

I feel that the Ramones' theme song bumps this up to at least a B+.

I feel that the Ramones' theme song bumps this up to at least a B+.

I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Biden…the blood bank.

I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Biden…the blood bank.

If this climaxes with a rousing rendition of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, I'm in.

If this climaxes with a rousing rendition of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, I'm in.

Is this the first time Milla Jovovich has actually played a Ukrainian?

Is this the first time Milla Jovovich has actually played a Ukrainian?