Let's have sex with this us-sized guy.
Okay, I'll admit it. I expected this book to be written by the guy who voices Dr. Entmann.

Man, fuck Kang - he's Mr. Freeze!

Well, Larry Hama himself is in the movie - he's a general in a briefing scene or something.

Congo also has Laura Linney shooting mutant superintelligent gorillas with a laser cannon inside of an erupting volcano.

Is "bickering couple is tied up, held hostage by home invader" a genre now?
I think I liked this better when it was called The Ref.

Is "bickering couple is tied up, held hostage by home invader" a genre now?
I think I liked this better when it was called The Ref.

I request an alive Phil Hartman.

Damn you, AV Club.
You just sold me on Portable Grindhouse, but Amazon says it doesn't come out until January, meaning I can't get it for Christmas!

"Don't you wanna hear my last words?"

I hate to be that guy, but a miniature Zoidberg does indeed go into Fry's testicles on an episode of Futurama.

I'd watch that for a dollar.
If Robocop comes on, and there are other people around, you gotta tell them - bitches, leave.

He may very well have been counting it, because Charles Gray has been dead for nine years.

Who else in the cast can do a RoboCop impression?

The real question is…
…who are the Shitty Beatles?

What can I say, I love expensive crap.
'70s disaster movies. The goofier, the better. Probably started when I unwisely spent my first hangover watching Earthquake on TV.

If it sounds like Species, what it needs is Michael Fucking Madsen.

Yes This Is
I was once in the same condo swimming pool as Sam "The Record Man" Sniderman. He seemed, uh, old.

Death is but a door; time is but a window. I'll be back…with a new song on Transformers 3: The Album.

No Cecil Adams, either.

Because you betrayed the law!
LAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW