There are much worse examples of GoFundMe causes. This is not one of them.

Using “asshats” just shouts douchebag.

I’m not campaigning for Kaepernick to get a job, as I have no horse whatsoever in that race. I am, however, interested in poking fun at the absolute tidal wave of pushback that comes whenever it is suggested that NFL teams are staying away from him because of his politics, and not because of his play. Obviously it’s…

I’m going to be spending time in a Huracan.

Probably more than 2X.

Charlotte meaning the ESPN branch down there that coordinates production and assignments for that region’s college football. Not Charlottesville. And the “personal agenda” I have to assume is former Deadspinner Clay Travis, who has positioned himself as the White Knight of marginalized right-wing sports fans and…

Honda : We must assure sure this car launches cleanly and without torque steer. We will spend millions assuring you never lose a stoplight race to wheelspin.

US: WAT? NO BRO MODE? This car is trash.

I voted NP, fuck it, get the blow and let’s party

Jesus Christ. The hatred you have for anyone that makes more money than an internet blogger is astounding.

I will NEVER attend a sporting event where the draft dodging millionaire athletes disrespect the veterans who earned them the right to be on that field.

Counterpoint: Dressing nicely might score you a free upgrade (but very likely won’t), while dressing comfortably is a sure bet.

Anyone can be a white supremacist. The term means someone who believes white people are inherently better than everyone else - it’s white SUPREMACIST. Not WHITE supremacist. The person holding the belief about whites being the “supreme” race doesn’t have to be white themselves.

Fuck these guys. Bring on the robots.

Because “internet celebs! omg!” Because popcorn. Because cat fight. Because you’re reading a blog (i.e. not an accredited journalistic publication staffed by accredited journalists). Because tabloid.

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Quick take: St. Louis Feral Cat Outreach is doing the smart thing here. The hubbub garners them calls from interested parties who can then be engaged to adopt other kitties after the Cardinals are (inevitably) granted custody — because any fundraising for the shelter from this event will likely surpass years of their…

It’s a Chechen wedding. Car closest to the bride and groom is considered the best or some shit. It’s their tradition, they always do it.

Air travel sucks and a lot of people get anxiety over it. I’m not sure how people are confused why others might want to soften the blow.

Let the kid go and give him a medal.