Full disclosure: I can’t stand Phil Mickelson.

There are a ton of assholes like me on the road, causing people to drive in to other cars and slam on brakes for no reason. From the 15# dog, all the way to the 120# dog, all my dogs get fastened to something on expressway blasts. 

She is a University of Michigan alumna.

She supposedly did not say anything about anything.

There it is, she now only cares about young girls, because she has one of her own....She was quite supportive of boys raping girls in Steubenville previously.

Moving forward:

Same reason this old clump of stuck together marshmallows won’t do something about her hair, or throw some sleeves on...She doesn’t see in truths. She does not recognize she is at a public hearing and should dress accordingly. It has also escaped her that long matted hair is a bad look for a quinquagenarian that looks…

False. The left lane rider requires drivers to make unnecessary lane changes, often numerous changes to offset their ignorance. When I drive faster than someone, it is physically impossible to have an effect on them...

Commence incestuous Detroit affiliate program: Shinola will now send the clock to a clock repair facility in China, and claim responsibility for refurb. Bet.

People that hate attorneys are telling on themselves. Why are you unable to accept responsibility?

Of course dickhead John will not surrender his profits....It was his total greed that allowed this situation to unfold.

A lot of thinking going on, but zero weighing of the facts. Pretty much, you’re working off of zero truths here, guy.

I really wish this dickhead John wouldn’t be such an entitled prick, explaining that he wishes other people would not do what he does, because laws don’t apply to him, but they do to others.

Obligatory BMW MIL on the dash....

Please explain how the course is outdated? 500-yard par 4's, 600-yard par 5, 250-yard par 3; 60-yard wide fairways that people missed with irons? Pretty sure you don’t mean outdated, but then again I don’t think you know much.

This is the type of brainless non-sense that I tune in to read at this blog. It is like watching every golfer make quads on every hole reading this shit.

Content be damned, you are awful at writing. Have they offered you a job yet?

My second car was a high-top Suburban. I put a 6-inch lift, some 35's and side dump exhaust right off the headers. The exhaust was at window height of 1989 Pontiac Grand Prix’s, and it was glorious. Gas was $.99 a gallon when I had it, and $5 was sometimes enough gas money for me to pick you up. It rode like shit,…

“I mean, I’m just asking a question, oh is it not OK to ask questions now? “

No, and no. You should get a job here, or the satire section at The Onion. You know, since you are awful.