Pretty sure a comment in support of minnimum headlight heights is not what Jalopnik is all about. There are ZERO safety concerns inherent with a low headlight height, the problem is when those lights are adjusted upwards to improve visibility down range. A real issue is how tons of people are filling their OE…

Well, it is Duke - Dorky Ugly Kids Everywhere - so naturally those fellas were off to snag a whiff of the freshly vacated bleacher seat of “The hot girl” that goes there.

Talk shit get hit. Now we know why his pressers are so brief.

Power to weight ratio is probably down a bit. Rhino dick, revered as smooth and supple, is particularly dense and heavy.

I heard that is the fix for the C6 ‘Vette as well when doors are inop. Gotta dump it and upgrade to the C7 because its battery was developed in a desert somewhere by a mad scientist and lasts 20-30% longer before failing now.

I am a nautical person, and I came here just to spout off about the stupid use of the word “bend” as well! Glad someone unfamiliar with the lexicon chimed in also; Definitley not being pedantic!!!

*Butwizer.

Tito’s is a good buy for sure, the $20 premium for Grey Goose is like riding around on not-a-hoverboard with a sandwich sign proclaiming,” I don’t know what good vodka tastes like, but I’m hella active with social media.” LA Crema at $65 is fair, Opus One is pretty sexy but $305 is not a good buy.

The funny thing is, the only people that will be able to see you there are either far too refined executives to give a shit about you, far too pretentious writers to give a shit about you, and bloggers that want to sniff all of your crusty draws and bring shit to you.

Is that what your registration says? What does your proof of insurance list it as? Circa 2003 in MI I was pulled over and hasseled over alleged forged documents, because there was insurance listing my 2002 GMC Yukon XL Denali as a station wagon and the registration as a light truck(?), I don’t recall. That was a long…

FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK, I hate reading lawyer speak.

I was in Phoenix at this game when as a Red Wing fan I finally found my post-Lemieux Eastern Conference guy, promptly went and bought an Ovechkin sweater, and wore it proud as fuck...

That very brief moving picture display of an oddly named format pretty much encapsulates America:

in 1997 as an underage engineering undergrad after leaving the NAIAS in Detroit I may have fed shots and drinks and admiration upon a wasted car executive at Pegasus, and he told me a bunch of ridiculous shit. Pretty sure that he worked for Mitsubishi. Considering it was almost 20 years ago, I continue to be shocked…

A college buddy of mine swore by Pai-Gow Poker as the best way to squeeze as many free drinks out of casino’s, maybe not the best way to stack chips, but a really good way to sustain a table presence for little money spent.

I always win in Vegas. It’s easy. I take my buddy Tom, get him alllllllllll cocked on Red Bull and Tito’s. Tom sucks at golf, but loves to gamble, BAM, I win every time. As a second victory on the way to the room I grab some drinks at the bar and laugh at the idiots chain smoking indoors, pumping money in to machines…

I love Detroit, grew up 90 miles West in a real college town, spent tons of time at the grandparents down-river, did skating at Hart Plaza, Jazz Fest, Detroit GP, Belle-Isle, Tigers games, Wings, Parades, all that shit as a kid in the late 80's and early 90's when The D was already shhtruggling. I lived in a North…

I have owned many dudes to do this for me over the years, I call them Clifford. Some drive stick, some even do it well.

You know it’s funny, as soon as I saw the photo, I knew it was a Mazda product and laughed a bit because the reason I almost bought a Mazda is because of that (blank) button and the $419 to make it real! I found it to be a VERY reasonable way to add a nice NAV interface to the car for cheap, W/O a bundled…

Obligautory: Go Green!!! Spartans Will.