Can anyone prove that Clarence Thomas is black? I know he looks black but have we seen him coming out of a pool? Anyone ever saw him at a cookout?

Yeah, me too — Penelope Pitstop in B&W.

I thought, wait- he’s dead. And then read it again.

Exactly, a cookout is a safe space for the soul. If I am letting down all my defenses and having a good time, I want to know that the people around me aren’t going to be fake.

Who’s Gary Owen?

Preach it, brother!

Your brain is working just fine.

Well, that would be faster than he moved to pardon a man who spent 10 years in prison for a crime he didn’t commit.

::sigh::

he’s an absolute bag of dicks. but my outrage 2000 miles away means less to him than the feelings of that woman he humiliated. these monsters cave or pretend to care only when their position is on the line.

Again, this is Louisiana. Democrat in Louisiana doesn’t mean bleeding heart librul. Nice try, though.

Yeah, not so much:

Louisiana District Court judges are elected on partisan ballots. I can’t say I’m surprised that this is the result.

Exactly. These people are in power because old white conservative bigots get out and vote EVERY single time.

Wait, was this in the car or the restaurant? This is kind of sloppily written.

Tell them. Tell them.

I quit Facebook a few years ago. Excellent decision.

But what about his legendary STAMINA?!?

Yes he is, he needs something to hold on to - probably because of his age or his giant fat head stuffed with rocks.