Not every day a guy flashes two windbreakers.

I heard he tripped on Brock Osweiler’s head as the quarterback walked by on the ground floor.

A 36-year-old Broncos fan fell from a “severe height”

20 yards per attempt. Osweiler would love to have those numbers.

I didn’t kneed to know this

at least my team is headed upward (to the #1 overall pick)!

As a Jets fan, the only comfort I have is that I’m not a Browns fan.

The Rachael Ray of the NFL.

YOU get a nachos bell grande! YOU get a nachos bellgrande! NACHOS BELLGRANDE FOR EVERYBODYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Eddie Lacy, the Oprah Winfrey of the NFL.

He is in cheese country after all. Doesn’t it just sit on the side of the road in Wisconsin?

Did you just pull an “All Lives Matter?”

Hi, you sound like a huge prick right now. I don’t think anyone said that this is exactly the same thing as anorexia, bulimia (or whatever you think a woman’s eating disorder is) or that this man faces the same expectations and pressures a woman does.

Well, there goes the Browns Super Bowl hopes. 

It was a cookie for sure. Still amazing because watch Gordon in BP and you want see many going out.

Yea but that was an 85 mph fast ball that was flat as a bone going in. Mlb hitters just never get that pitch competitively. Like. Never.

85mph right over the plate and he didn’t even turn around? Grooved. Good.

85 mph, down the center of the plate? It was grooved and it might be Colon’s best career pitch.

Even if he grooved it, it was Gordon’s first HR of the year - even grooved, Dee is NOT going yard all that often. Amazing moment.

What an incredible moment, and if Bartolo happened to groove that for him, well that just reaffirms his status as the Champion of Everything.