Shut the fuck up.

It is a great ugliness that is spreading in my country.

He did a pretty good Chevy Chase in “A Futile and Stupid Gesture”.

That is not true, for the most part. Every American flying has to have some approved photo ID. And, a driver’s license is all one needs, with this caveat. There is a specific form that license must have. Most states have adopted this form. Some are in the process of adopting it (like Maryland). There are a few states…

No, you just need a RealID compliant drivers license. https://www.dhs.gov/real-id-public-faqs

Totally real, but wrong car. Actual footage below:

The car in space with a starman has already been done..., and that was real.

The next step.

I’m finding that problem often; dialog is hard to hear, music is too loud.

I just checked his imdb myself and saw his full legal name...William December Williams (born in April, though). That is a Hall of Fame name.

Has Corgan not bought a new shirt since 1998 or does he not know that they come in other sizes?

Elton is one of those guys I’m glad I caught at a festival, because I’d never pay boomer-fleecing prices to see him. I felt like I was really really splurging when I dropped $130 to see Macca.

Who will pay for parking?

Elton John is coming to my town, but I’m not going because the cheapest seats are $600.00 and some of the more expensive seats were $25,000.00

This is one of my favorite YouTube videos of all-time, and it always astounds me, because it’s like he performed a real-life Jedi mind trick on that congressman.

Mr. Rogers talks in a manner that in 99.9% of the population would be seen as condescending, but in his perfect use of tone and language, it’s clear he is not…

Not ONCE.

Counterpoint: no it wasn’t.

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Jesus, lighten up, Francis.

Wow, if you ever forget what a douchebag Dennis DeYoung is, just watch the first 15 seconds of that video and you will remember.