I just checked his imdb myself and saw his full legal name...William December Williams (born in April, though). That is a Hall of Fame name.

Has Corgan not bought a new shirt since 1998 or does he not know that they come in other sizes?

Elton is one of those guys I’m glad I caught at a festival, because I’d never pay boomer-fleecing prices to see him. I felt like I was really really splurging when I dropped $130 to see Macca.

Who will pay for parking?

Elton John is coming to my town, but I’m not going because the cheapest seats are $600.00 and some of the more expensive seats were $25,000.00

Mulvaney, do your job!

I’ve never wanted Bitcoin to crash until this very moment.

This can be found on thisiswhyimbroke.com

This is one of my favorite YouTube videos of all-time, and it always astounds me, because it’s like he performed a real-life Jedi mind trick on that congressman.

Mr. Rogers talks in a manner that in 99.9% of the population would be seen as condescending, but in his perfect use of tone and language, it’s clear he is not…

Not ONCE.

Counterpoint: no it wasn’t.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Jesus, lighten up, Francis.

Wow, if you ever forget what a douchebag Dennis DeYoung is, just watch the first 15 seconds of that video and you will remember.

Ziggy says you have too much time on your hands and that even if you do finish the map you won’t be leaping any time soon.

But have you ever played it.....on weed?

Excellent! ;)

Follow-up newswire: People of Saudi Arabia immediately demand film ban be reinstated.

That’s a damn mini gun!

Here is every star I can afford!