Saint was a real stretch, but - whatever.

Can’t help wondering the price tag on this. Good on you for quitting it; now forgit aboutit

My reply has something to do with being married to a man who has played all genres in every kind of venue for 40 years.

Eh, c’mon, Bobby. you know you don’t want it to be over;)

Fishing lures that look like BDSM appliances (no offense to subscribers) and a happy Preg announcement??

So the other 8 are way over 35? What’s your freakin’ point, man? You asked an incredibly fucking stupid question (to which you automatically seem to have an answer) what the hell did you expect? I said “Hell, I don’t know...”

For the first time ever in my life I am having a “liquid Breakfast” (uh huh - THAT kind).

Because in the world of country music a gal can still get it after the age of 35? Hell, I don’t know......

TOO MANY KYLIEs!!

Now you just know you don’t want to clean those, Girl.

Pics or I don’t believe you;)

People are crazy.

Don’t know how I was fortunate enough to only having to endure ONE unsolicited penile exposure in my life: Getting ready to cross a street at dusk. Disgusting, baby-fatty man boy pulls up to the corner, pulls out his short pencil dick, points to it repeatedly; Angrily screams at me “DO ME, Bitch!”

Never thought I’d say this about Trump & Co. At this point, I DGAF.

It sounds like you need some sex - really badly: cheese or no.

Lede picture. It’s fun watching harry trying to be OK with this:)

“Lovespoon”sounds really good. But a cake made of cheese? Hahahahahaaaa! If you don’t mind watching your friends and family sitting out EVERY dance (and everything else). Also keep paramedics handy.

This poor soul. At a relatively young age I have wound up with one of those “crazy diseases that come out of nowhere” (but probably it was the sexy pre-mixed Kombucha - full of lead, and the repeated wearing of dry-cleaned garments, because I’m all clean, uber-cool, and unscented like that, no doubt). Damn, but losing…

I believe that this originated from The Onion, which is featured here for christ’s sake.

A bit misleading. Presented as an extremely unfair attack on WOC. But White women share these despicable practices as well. They enjoy the added moniker of “Trailer Trash.”