And Robin Williams did coke while doing auto-erotic asphyxiation, does that make make his comedy less funny?

Oh No! The SPLC is existing, whatever will we do?!?

Awww, someone had a bad amateur open-mike night?

Then explain why Trump and his cronies just slashed legal immigration by half. Go on, explain loud enough for those of us in back of the room.

Naww…now while Twittering while on the can….that I can see as likely!

Don't get my hopes up…..

Didn't watch the April Fool's day showing or it's full length?
Heck, Rick declared to Morty that it was gonna be dark and get darker until he got that dipping sauce and 9 seasons. And then he laughed, maniacally, while Morty was laying over an old vacuum cleaner case with an 'Oh my god, now what' shocked look on his…

Loved the training hall music. Who was singing that parody?

Heck, after what happened at the shooting range, who didn't see the balcony scene's end approaching?

Now, now. Remember, your typical right-winger believes that dinosaurs frolicked in Eden with Adam and Eve. five thousand years back. So why should they care what the weather was like back then?

Yes, I did. But you haven't obviously read my reply. The same excuses being trotted out are no different than those used back to argue against immigrant's children being allowed in the general military for the first 5 decades of our country's existence. It took a presidential order signed by LBJ back over 50 years…

What about the mental afflictions used as excuse for discharge reason? What, ya never watched 'M.A.S.H.' back in the day? Klinger wasn't cross-dressing just for cheap laughs, after all. That was one of the options for those who had second thoughts after being drafted and sent abroad.
Yeah, America now has an…

You don't watch the news? Back at the G-20 Meeting earlier this year; Trump 'dropped the mike' in the German Chancellor's hands after declaring America's reduced future with NATO. Yeah, he'll love to play 'emperor of the world' as his predecessors have over the last 60+ years, but he wants the U.S. to become…

Buddy, how do ya think 'evil' Morty came about?

But, but…course we don't want Senators to be at their jobs. Otherwise we'd have a border wall and Trumpcare by now.

Hey, maybe Michigan will vote him into the Senate to get rid of him 10 months of the year. After all, the guy can't be depended on to be on tour al-l-l-l-l-l the time, am I right?
Maybe he'll get inspiration for a new record from having to sit in the Senate and work committee.

Oh god, Its going to be Trump 2.0 when he announces a presidential run for 2024 or 2028. Wonder which hanger-ons he'll drag to Washington?

So where's the 'Ghostbusters' short? Where Dr. Morty gets slimed by Rick? Loved that Adult Swim short.
And when are they gonna reveal the truth? That Rick is from an alternative universe in which his wife and 'only' daughter die, that he 'replaced' the Rick that was Morty's granddad and is up to whatever to get…

Quick history lesson; the Europeans and Asians extended the life of their arable soil by 'rotating' crops and letting the land go fallow for a time before using it again. Now corporate agribusiness and global food markets dominate and arable land is used until no longer applicable for use. The planet is being burned…

What, you no likee the carrot, doc?