Intent is a pretty fundamental requirement for an act to be criminal in our justice system. While there are certain exceptions, acting like it’s a weird or unjust part of a new law is nuts.

I think you fundamentally misunderstand the purpose of a life jacket! If he didn’t sink, it worked. As far as I know, none yet exist that prevent canoes from flipping.

He’s a republican politician so we can’t rule out the possibility he was fucking his neighbor’s son.

So Rick Perry thought the DOE was about electricity, learned (to the extent a handsome shoe with smart man glasses is capable of learning) it wasn’t, yet still thinks his job is chief fossil fuel lobbyist. USA!

One silver lining to these men being awful people is that it makes me think of “Reckoner” and then I listen to it and am happy.

This is so sad and evil.

Sad!

Why is the right so bad at analogies?

Yes, while also carving out LGBT issues from social justice!

I guess Roberts should’ve pulled him again.

I assume they’ll all be blacklisted?

I promise you the only consideration was money.

Why didn’t he notice the small sample size?

I propose if you get subsidies/funding from the government in excess of $100 million, you should be treated as a state actor for first amendment purposes.

Figuratively.

The NBA should split into two leagues: NBA and NBB with annual promotion and relegation.

Wait what is the modern era? Because I can think of a dozen players in what I would assume it to be (the open era, but even if not, then maybe 1990+) inarguably better than Murray, and a few arguably ahead of djokovic.

It is not a bad day for him because he is dead.

This country is so gross. Politics is just a game, so let’s all show good sportsmanship and may the better team win!

This is best kinja.