Sure, but that would require him to stop speaking for a moment, and comprehend something someone else was saying too him, on a topic other than himself.

The Bible is yuge, Jesus Christ was terrific, He made great, great deals for His people.

“and god shall smite the haters and losers”

“My favorite part was where he - *clenches fist* - catches that rye.” - Trump

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

Dear Hipsters, stop wearing these hats, HE DOESN’T SEE THE IRONY.

He seems nice.

She was really good in Introducing Dorothy Dandridge, I think that’s the best performance I’ve seen her deliver.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

I found this book in the pile of religious themed historical fiction my mother read. In the bed table bookshelf, between The Story of St. Bernadette and The Way of The Cross, was this thing. I was fascinated. Dad was a doctor and mom a nurse, so they probably came by it through “professional” circumstances.

I would absolutely support a Muslim women who “insisted on” covering her face, just as I would support Kim Davis if the government was trying to force her to wear clothing that violated her religion. But I wouldn’t support a Muslim woman refusing to issue legal licenses to any woman who didn't cover her face. See the…

He’s already terrific at the military. He’s “So Good At The Military” that he used student and medical deferments to avoid being drafted into Vietnam.

Let me tell you, the Kurds are really, really terrific. But the Wheys. They are going down in the polls. Total Losers.

Presidential candidate and bloated, rotting mollusk Donald Trump...

I think the judge is going to have a chat with her lawyer the next time he’s in court:

Yes, but what you don’t relate to is how much that sucks for guys. He’s supposed to just waste $6 on a drink and not get a BJ? Or see a 30 year old woman on screen? Do you know what that does to a penis?

Trump’s detailed foreign policy on China:

“In my administration, we’ll take care of both the Kurds and the Wheys.”

But then she charitied her way back to millionairehood. She’s awesome.

If I had millions and millions of dollars that I had earned by enchanting an entire generation of readers, then I would pretty much do whatever the fuck I wanted too.