A single mother of 5 just wants to relax at the pool for a day, is that too much to ask, little girl? Chill.

Who is the supposed audience for this bullshit? Men? They already know what men think. Women? We have to be goddamn experts in “what men think” just to get through the goddamn day. There is no one on this planet who needs to be shown “what men think.” Just go outside. It will smack you in the face.

What could the added value of a show entitled “What Men Really Think” possibly be? I’m bombarded with male opinions about things every day.

“I didn’t want him to laugh at me. I didn’t want to offend him.”

It took five days to announce it publicly. We have no idea what exactly is going on or has gone on. Perhaps she was camping with friends and then they came home without her.

Right-wing terrorism will be one of the greatest threats we must deal with, in the coming decade. Galvanized by a neoreactionary status quo that convinces them they are under attack; enabled by outmoded and timid government policies that weaponize their paranoia; and brainwashed within echo chambers that the Internet…

Security guards at women’s clinics are awesome. Last time I got a checkup at Planned Parenthood, there were abortion protestors outside. I felt incredibly agitated until the security guard opened the door to the office for me with a big smile on his face. The security guard in this story averted tragic disaster.…

Nah, the worst is having a partner who is so insecure that they feel the need to critique whether or not the fantasy in question is edgy and hip enough.

I live in a really small town and I walk to work everyday. And everyday I go out of my way to avoid this one person. He’s an older guy and he always sits on the bench outside the building I work. As I pass him by, he always makes some comment to me about my apperance. It makes me uncomfortable enough to go a couple…

Snape is just about the Nicest Guy(TM) there is.

Dudes call your fucking homies out when they act like this. Make him look like the asshole that he is. When one of my girls is being a horrible bitch to someone I let her know full stop. I’ll be like, “look you have no right to treat anyone like that. Now go eat some pizza and take a bath or something and get fucking…

THIS IS WHY WOMEN ARE AFRAID OF MEN. We get messages from men who think they deserve our time and a response just because they have a boner. When we politely decline, they lose their shit. When we ignore them, they lose their shit. When we tell them we have a boyfriend, they lose their shit. And then all of a sudden,…

Echoes needs to stop taking relationship advice from Severus Snape.

“i offered to help your career” is a thing a weird producer tells you before asking you to the casting couch

Mantrum: man throws fit because woman does not instantly seize upon his attention like a barnacle to a slave ship.

Dudes like this unnerve the hell out of me. It’s like a wall of “trying” that gets increasingly mean and frantic. They are like the velociraptors in the first Jurassic Park, just jumping on the electric fence, trying to find a weak spot. And they NEVER admit that they are the creepy, stalker assholes that they are. In…

yup. Our nine year old, as far as I know, hasn’t had anything to eat today but some corn chips and a banana with peanut butter, if he’s to be believed. (He was with the sitter today, and may have eaten and forgotten.) His older brother made him a cheeseburger, and had the audacity to put one leaf of kale and one…

I have done months of inpatient and outpatient therapy in the past about military sexual assault over three years ago, and I was shopping for a therapist six months ago for other reasons completely unrelated to assault. When she asked me about assault history, I asked her if she knew what rape situations were like in…

“After the chef removed the grill marks from the chicken, he sharpened the blackened parts into points and stabbed them in the dad’s eyes, Your Honor.”

This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.