Don’t be fooled into thinking this is for women’s benefit. The ACA made hormonal birth control a part of its basic healthcare that was fully covered by insurance. This just means that it’s no longer covered by insurance, even though nearly every other type of hormonal medication needs to be managed by a physician. Now…

OhJesusNo

I would risk being on the naughty list.

“a mother who’s daughter is ...”

tl:dr

Dear Ms. Winslet: Did you deserve less money than DiCaprio for Titanic? For Reservation Road? You did the same job. It’s not about the actual amount, it’s about the disparity and the power imbalance. If you think it’s not important, that’s because the level at which you are all paid is the difference between one…

Ok. I thought it was not usually, I should have said “not always.” Point taken.

Ok wait. First of all, I am in no way saying that this was not rape.

The scene: Backstage at a somewhat sexy musical comedy. Women sitting at lighted mirrors, finishing their hair and makeup. The conversation turns to blow jobs. Lots of laughter and innuendo. Then the oldest of the women notices that the youngest among them has been silent.

Obviously Annalise is the new Dark Arts professor so sleeping with her could have some devastating consequences for generations to come. Plus, he’s never gotten over Ginny Weasley.

And yet these same folks likely have no problem with compelling actual doctors speech with “informed consent” laws. Oh, the irony.

Republican Presidential Candidate and Pile Of Fermented Jockstraps Donald Trump: “He’s not a hero. I like the ones who DIDN’T tightrope.”

It’s really a tabard, not a dress. In the way that tights are not pants.

It’s him fapping to a Teletubbies video while wearing his wife’s Ann Taylor cashmere twin set and UGG boots. I’m sure of it.

Slap a cover on that and sell the ebook on amazon. That is erotic fanfic gold right there.

Re: dinner guest. Nope.

Boyfriend though that it would be funny, because we were both naked, to take a screaming, flying leap on top of me lying on the bed and stop himself in push-up position over me. Just, you know, for laughs. Problem was, human instinct told me to brace myself and raise both arms and one knee for protection. Kneed him in…

I couldn’t even get past the begats. My 10 year old feminist self was all “What is this shit? How are all these dudes begat-ing without the scantest mention of women. Fuck this book.”

Ah right. The Gospel Of Jealous Losers. Of course. The bible is really really incredible and special to him. It’s terrific. There is going to be so much winning and so much bible. It’s going to be incredible.

I know we don’t have a lot of money, Hon, I sold my grandfather’s gold watch to buy you this 3ft Jesus statue.