Marriage is a legal contract wherein two non-blood-related adults name one another their next of kin and their equal in legal and financial matters.

Perspective. I hit someone once. It was in the middle of my one and only PTSD meltdown, and it shook me to the core. It woke me to the reality that I needed to deal with the issues behind it and get help. My partner at the time was upset, but we eventually came to an understanding and the relationship lasted another 5…

Nemo does not approve of the handbag

I think no poll or study ever should ask people to look at and rate other peoples body parts. Like, ever.

"If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as though our hard work ain't been in vain for nothin."

"People! I ain't people! I'm a... 'a shimmering, glowing star in the cinema firmament.' It says so, right there."

"Whaddya think I am, dumb or something?"

"This gives me nothing to help people" and by "people" I mean idiots.

"Poor Charlotte!"

Can't get behind the Bourdain thing. I'm fairly certain he smells like the bathroom floor the morning after a frat party.

Also:

Sting

On one hand I agree that prosecution is a good thing.

Your reconciling of your beliefs has absolutely zero to do with someone else's personal, private sexual and medical decisions. That is all.

Please note the camera angle and level. We are looking upward at the hosts from the level of the their knees, and the woman, center, is wearing a dress that requires her to keep her legs crossed or she'll be constantly SharonStone-ing us.

Ok and why is there no pending prosecution?...

And Women Are The Ones Buying Stupid and Impractical Shoes.

Uhm. Ew.

Nope. Nopenopenope. Bad judge.

She was excellent on Nightly News last night. I kept thinking this is where she belongs.