If I were the tree I would be very conflicted. I'd feel slightly violated, but secretly ashamed of myself for having enjoyed it, and proud for being such a hot tree that I'd attracted so many horny bears. Then aroused. Then ashamed again.

If, as it appears, he has the enormous inner strength to become a good, loving man, then that is the greatest justice.

Note to criminals: It's a bad idea to film yourself committing assault, and then post it online as though it's a joke.

Pretty sure Cucinelli would appoint himself to sentence each and every case, but only after repeatedly and slowly hearing the intimate blow by blow (zing!)

Nope. Diana just as royal as Charles (without being a Windsor). Or something like that.

And this is why I wonder why all of these types of TRAP laws are not being legally challenged on the grounds that they are discriminatory. Among other approaches.

It doesn't freaking matter. Safety is safety no matter how you feel about the type of tissue being removed. And it's not anyone's business anyway.

As voters, we need to understand that when any candidate for any office says they are "pro-life" they mean that when in office it will be their One And Only Agenda to strip women of their reproductive rights. These people have been crawling up through the ranks for decades, on a mission that has been laser focused on…

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OMG is this Nerd Ryan Reynolds? Because wow, no one wins the Fuck/Marry/Kill game better than him. Such a douchebag, so funny, and so hot! Whip smart/sexy/asshole. Ack! It hurts!

I can't wrap my mind around the Divacup idea because I can't imagine the process of changing it that doesn't involve being naked in the bathtub with the shower running and a flood of blood pooling around me feet and circling the drain like a scene out of Psycho. And please, don't explain in detail how it's done. I…

Probably off topic, but here's live stream of the testimony in Texas:

That's funny because "Panda" is the name my friend and I have given to the handful of really, deeply good men we have met. Because they are rare, endangered, and visible mostly in captivity (usually happily married.) When we talk about someone we adore, we'll say "he's a panda" and instantly know what that means. I…

"an ocean of cruelty and dispair"

"anyone who expresses his or herself so poorly"

It's not just the condom ads. Remember those herpes blocker commercials? Pregnancy test ads, etc. Anything where sex is part of the equation.

Panda chic.

"all happened to be in position to perform same-sex marriages just minutes after the 9th Circuit's 'unexpected' announcement"

I think "Women for Weiner" would have had more support.

Thank you. While it may be wrong of her to call out a particular person, it's not wrong to have a conversation about consumerism, especially in the context of a movie about the extremes to which some people will go in order to aspire to the level exemplified (proudly) by Hilton.