I'm sick of Caucasians of all ages. 

I can’t believe I haven’t seen “The Dora Milaje have jurisdiction wherever the Dora Milaje find themselves to be” quoted everywhere because it such a great line that was delivered perfectly. That whole scene was outstanding.

That’s what the Netflix Marvel shows could have become, an exploration of the world after the Blip. Daredevil, Jessica Jones, and Luke Cage are street level heroes and they’re going to see the riots, hunger, and desperation of the common people. It’s worth the price of admission just to see Kingpin lose his mind when…

My dog has been sick. She’s a senior. I’m worried that she may be dying. We’ve been visiting the vet, so I don’t need advice. I just need a place to say it. I’m a wreck and I’m trying to be strong for my dog. It’s so hard to keep it together. 

As you might imagine, Paul’s really popular among Bucks fans

Don’t forget they lost a very dear member of their family along the way...

I fully concur. She was forged in North Philly, but we all get to bask in her glow. Super awesome that: a) she’s down-to-earth despite superlative success & b) still kind despite heavy obstacles on her way up. Y’all showed her LOVE in SC.

Great to see her being loved wherever she makes her home. (Original hometown Philly is rightfully proud.)

This is almost as embarrassing as that news story of the guy who drove his whole family across the country just to find the park was closed, so he took a security guard hostage and forced the poor guy to ride all the rides with them. People are crazy.

I am avid women basketball fan (nothing against the men love y’all too) and as an avid fan I am season ticket holder for the Washington Mystics. I had the honor to meeting (and getting their autograph for my daughter) these two Queens. I wish them the best of luck in the final four and I would love to see them go head…

I hear people say, “If it’s my time to go, then it’s my time to go.” So, stop looking both ways before you cross the street. Stop exercising and eating healthy. Stop getting regular checkups. Stop doing anything that lowers your risk of death, because if it’s your time to go, it’s your time to go and nothing you do…

It’s not cruel but it’s a controversial thing that people won’t admit lurks in the dark recesses of the back of their minds. Someone said this to me a long time ago and I gasped in disbelief because it sounded too dastardly. Decades of life and newscasts and no other reasonable explanations later, I see the validity…

We. Never. Finished. The. First. Wave.

(Actual coversation with neighbor (at least thirty feet and a hedge between us))

I mean, if he himself is that stupid, he could reasonably hire equally stupid handlers.

he is so fucking stupid that he can’t get out of his own way

So this fucker went on Tucker today and even Tucker called BS on his story — well as best that he could. When you lose Tucker Carlson you done  fucked up and are no doubt a horrible child rapist. 

And they’re mostly TERRIBLE at spelling or pronouncing names more complex than say John Smith.

“Why am I, an American denied my rightful heritage—liberty, justice, and the pursuit of happiness, when my only crime is being sick?”

Or you know even if you are black, dont say it.