I don't think it works that way. I don't think you can talk about preparing for war and then say, "I didn't mean WAR war. It was a figure of speech.*

They're like that scene in Pitch Perfect when that dude asks Fat Amy to kick him in the balls. Maybe they're all gluttons for punishment and want AOC to kick their nuts. She's definitely world class at kicking these clowns.

I’m enjoying the salty tears of people all across America —- people I know personally and those I don’t —- who are pissing and moaning about how this is a violation of the 1st amendment. No, it’s not. I explained it to my daughter thusly: I grew up with a kid who was kind of an asshole. He came to my house once and…

Pretty much. I mean, rounding up and all.

That's almost like 300k

Can anyone confirm a ballpark figure for the crowd size at trump's WH rally yesterday? I haven't seen any corroborated estimates, and I ask because some jackass stated that the crowd was close to 300000 people, which of course is pure t bullshit.

Such bullshit. You don't eat almost every bite of a shitty meal before deciding you don't want to pay for it. That meal sucked from bite 1.

Rage eating bucket after bucket of kfc

I doubt you’re ridiculously good looking.

Not sure if someone else already shared, but he posted this today:

It came from me saying to him and his sister, "You can eat ___ or you can always choose starvation," when asked what's for dinner. As it turns out, every child doesn't like every meal served by their parents. I just recall the way my parents handled us when we were kids, so I chose a different route.

I struggle to believe that he only called Georgia. 

If true, here's how I imagine call number eighteen went: "God damnit. It's him again. If I don't pick up, that fucker's gonna be calling me all night. God damnit!"

My son started saying, "I choose starvation," when he was four. As a parent, I never thought that I needed to win every battle by bending him to my will. If he chose not to eat dinner, the only consequence was that he couldn't have dessert or sweets. If he got hungry later and wanted, say, an apple, fine. I wasn't…

Those assholes robbed you and ruined your adolescence.

It was quite enjoyable. I just wish Orla could have been there, too.

Seems reasonable enough to me. Need any help?

If you like Derry Girls, give the Great British Bakeoff episode with Derry Girls cast members a shot. It's absolutely worth an hour of your time.

That's my theory, because the only other option is that he's a malevolent asshole. I live in MKE, so I've been following the story obsessively since it broke a couple of days ago. The motivation can't stay hidden for long.

Im guessing there's a lot of empty space up there.