And now I am adding that request “Shelter that welcomes pets as well as their owners” to my list of must-haves when I am discovered to be the long lost Queen of America...Also- I shall make all abusers and Drumpf live in sheds in the desert sans a/c and wear scratchy thermal undies. (Le sigh, oh the responsibilities).

I expected her to ditch the platinum blond & cherry red lipstick-look when she and Gavin Rossdale broke up. I’m surprised she keeps it up, her scalp must be like a rhinoceros hide

I was a fan so this is a let down, but I’m not so infatuated with him that I can’t accept that he did a shitty thing.

I think it’s that she considers the dog(s) children, not that the pets are necessarily in danger of bodily harm. That being said, dogs are considered property under the law and can’t be protected this particular way.

Blake probably thinks it’s real.

Gwen Stefani rejected Blake Shelton’s marriage proposal.

Yeah you guys remember when Hillary Clinton got a blowjob from Monica Lewinsky and so the fact that that happened is relevant to her campaign for the presidency?

You need to learn better wiping methods if that’s a problem you have.

I often am stuck with a “I ain’t got the spoons for this shit” day and I have, on more than one occasion, awarded myself with a fancy coffee or a cookie just for taking a shower or brushing my teeth. Because there was a time in my life where those things didn’t happen for far longer than I’m comfortable revealing…

Exactly! I use it to basically mean “Holy crap I did the thing that everyone else does so easily but it took me ages to accomplish and I’m so proud even though I know it’s stupid and I’m bad at being an adult, but fuck it I did this one thing right so yay!”

because you can only wear a pair of pants once if you don’t have undies

Okay so I know you were talking about, you know, ‘THE NORMAL’ healthy humans BUTTTTTT...

Right? Like goddamn Madeleine, maybe sit a few plays out.

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING

This is totally legit and they should get the money they are owed. Everyone shits on actors and tries to not pay them and as a vital part of the process, I hope they win. They deserve money from the show, completely.

Nothing is as baffling as Grey’s Anatomy lasting as long as it has. I assume it’s because Shonda Rhimes has a blood oath with someone at ABC.

Jesus, that’s still on?

You’d think David Boreanaz was used to dealing with bloodsuckers.

Lol!