Zing! But actually his podcasts are quite interesting... And some of his book too. I put him in that “talented but horrible” individual category.
While reminding yourself that Bret Easton Ellis exists is never a pleasant experience. This.
All poop goes to C.A. Pinkham. Or is it just poop stories? Oh well.
What kind of samples are you sending them? Is it poop in the mail? Please tell me it's poop in the mail. Because that would be awesome. :)
Caroline,
In the past few days, a wave of articles, Facebook posts, and tweets seemingly struck a major blow for #teamdog:…
It was already annoying being mixed and looking white without this “tragic faux-latto” bullshit in the news.
“I’m flattered you wrote it, but it has no validity whatsoever.” Totally adorable!
Lol’d at “turns even whiter than usual.”
My parents got married in the early 80s in North Carolina, and it was a stressful day: my mother is the tenth of thirteen kids, so her parents’ house (where they were getting married) was FULL of people. My dad’s parents weren’t there, because they disowned him for marrying a black woman (his older brother came,…
They saved our smallest tier to take home and freeze. Our cake was a really moist spongy white cake with Bavarian cream and fresh strawberries with a whipped cream style icing. There was no way in hell I was going to freeze fresh strawberries so I could eat it a year later. I ended up eating most of it on the drive to…
It was 108 degrees on the day of my wedding (thanks, Northern California). We had a tiered wedding cake and despite the AC running full blast, it started tipping over like the leaning tower of Pisa. Luckily, someone noticed and we were able to dismantle it (take all the layers down) until it was time to cut the cake,…
Not a cake disaster (necessarily)...but after cake was served I had to get up and talk to the Dj about a song my mom wanted. When I came back to the table my cake was gone. The waitstaff cleared it away thinking I was done. I hadn't even taken a bite.
Really a potential disaster. My mother in law offered to make our wedding cake for us. A nice offer, but fraught with potential disaster from the start. Problem 1: My in-laws live about 10 hours from where we were getting married. We don’t live there either, so when I asked about how she was going to make the cake, I…
My pops is black and my mom is white, and when they got married in the early 80s in buttfuck Colorado this was quite the anomaly/scandal. They couldn't find a black groom cake topper so they just sharpied in a white dude. Nothing says “special day” like blackface on your wedding cake
Not so much a disaster but funny. One of my younger brothers, who was 20 at the time, was conned into believing that my wedding cake was not real. My nieces, 9 and 12, decided to convince him that they we were using a prop/display cake. I don’t know what possessed them to trick him, or what possessed my brother to…
Not much of a disaster but we went to cut the cake and for some reason my mom got really impatient, so she yanked the knife out of my husband’s hand and just cut us two pieces, handed them to us and said “Here!”