I haven't seen The Bachelor for yearrrrs. Purely because of this article and the comment section I am going to binge-watch the crap out of this season while pretending to work this afternoon.

At the end of the show they put the extended version of her talking about New MExico with a SOMBRERO on. I kid you not. And then she went on to say how she isn't sure why it is called NEW Mexico and that maybe Mexico (the country) was around before the US and that could be why the state is "new" one. I mean...

I don't watch The Bachelor, but I happened to catch a few minutes of it last night before I changed the channel, and there was a woman who thought that New Mexico is:
1. A beach town

She has a website that is under construction until March. ONE MONTH TO GO!

I'm sorry about your husband. I lost mine eight years ago. About two years later I thought I might be ready to date. Not so much. I then waited another two years to try again. A year and a half is nothing in terms of grieving and trying to get your life back together. Especially when the death was unexpected(as…

Her husband died in May 2013, so basically 18 months ago. I'm a couple of years older than Kelsey and my husband died nearly five years ago. Eighteen months is nothing in terms of 'getting over' the death of a spouse, and grief makes you do crazy things, so I can't really blame her for going on The Bachelor but if I…

Yep - they're still married actually. One of the black contestants straight up asked Sean "is race a factor for you" and he was just like, "look - I dont' care about race at all. My last serious gf was black. I'm just looking for my best friend."

Maybe they're having trouble casting minorities because going on The Bachelor/ette is like, the whitest thing one could ever do.

He was a pretty white guy from a Spanish-speaking country. But he was dumb as a box of rocks and kind of a jerk with the ladies.

Marcel was eliminated because no one wants to seriously marry a shell with shoes on.

They did. His name was Juan Pablo, and he was an inspiration.

YOU GUYS THE AP SAYS SNOOP DOGG WAS A SHARK

Fine, but those dancing sharks stole Missy's show.

This ended up being a great list, and pretty representative of what I feel Lifehacker has been for the past 10 years. (Here's to 10 more!)

Anna, I have total sympathy for what has happened to you. I have been a victim of a stalker who was convicted of stalking and harassing a minor. He continues to harass and stalk the minor's family online. When I gathered all the evidence, along with two other individuals who were stalked by the same person online, the…

At first, her stomping around saying Jade had stolen her date seemed to be met with some sympathy from the other girls. Which makes zero sense because it seemed clear that the girl going on this date was to be picked from the girls who were not on the camping date. And Ashley I. was busy having her come to Jesus…

"Her mouth isn't a virgin," scoffed Carly

My favorite part was when Ashley I. had a meltdown over not being invited on the Cinderella date and subsequently put on her Kardashian makeup and pageant dress as if she WERE going, but instead just wandered around the Bachelor mansion crying, drinking wine, and eating corn on the cob.

That's damn impressive. Ubisoft has some great creative talent. I wish they just weren't hamstrung by their own company's higher ups.