this is just who she is, ok? she's just young and wild and free and very, very manufactured.

How could you miss this from Kendall Jenner?!

Sometimes your brain says one thing and your hands say another. Don't be sad.

I demand more from the beautiful people. But you were right about that Canadian tuxedo, yikes.

She is clean and not sweating. At Coachella, this = put together.

"She managed to look very put together" HUH? She looks like a fashion victim version of Miss Havisham.

Hah. Uhh...yea, Tom. I'd say you don't need to worry about impressing the girls...

You're right, but man those 4-6 months would be worth it. Totally. Worth. It.

Yes, tragically if that were a real relationship, I imagine it would be like 4-6 months of incredibly hot, mindless sex that quickly fades into "YES TOM GODDAMIT YOU LOOK VERY HOT IN THAT PICTURE FOR GQ, SERIOUSLY LEAVE ME ALONE I AM TRYING TO DO MY TAXES."

But where can I pick up one of those for my house?

After a lot of Hiddles "research" for "scientific" purposes, I am starting to wonder whether he is one of these guys who is in constant need of validation. Sort of like a puppy? I have spent time around actors with this affliction and it's exhausting to be in their company after too long.

Oh, so "trustafarian".

The laptop uses the TV screen. Once you attach a wireless keyboard to your laptop (using one of the USB ports), your monitor-less laptop is the equivalent of a PC cabinet.