... if you don't want to be called a whale do something about it.

My husband was working out of town when UPS attempted to deliver a very important package. They left a slip on the door. I called UPS to find out the procedure for coming by to pick up the package. I was told it wouldn't be an issue because I had the same address and last name. I told them I did NOT have the same…

Timing is a thing I had not considered.

F- for consideration.

It's a good idea not to drink heavily in public situations, regardless of gender. Being dependent upon the good will of others to remain safe is not a good idea.

It's such well-intentioned advice and I want so badly to agree with it. But when it's only the ladies? Meh. Teach everyone to be responsible with their…

“It illustrates the basic premise that sex harassment is about power, not sex.”

One time my Gyno's assistant tried to set me up with her son for New Year's Eve during an exam. I took that to mean that things must be doing pretty okay down there.

The five best compliments Dweeze's dick has gotten:

Hell, you're more right than you know. Guess what prompted the NRA and Republican God-King Ronald Reagan (Peace Be Upon Him) to embrace gun control in the late 60s? Black Panthers openly carrying. It took about five minutes after seeing a black man with a gun for Reagan and the NRA to fall all over themselves to…

"Aw yeah, Sun. Did you rise just for me? How'dya like to shine your luminous beams all over my naked body? I know the latitudinal coordinates for a topless beach you could meet me at. Wait! Why you hiding behind that cloud? I'm just trying to pay you a compliment. Bitch! I like the moon better anyway!"

You need a 6x6 space? I only need the space in my mind for willpower. I will myself sexy.

You know? I don't know that I yet have an opinion. I guess if they're pricey and you're just using them for maintenance there's probably no good reason to use them over baking soda and vinegar, but I def. want to hear what others might have to say on the subject. I can also do a little puttering around online to see…

I tried some frozen greek yogurt the other day. It was delicious and now I want more. I did it in moderation and kept it healthful though. I did this by placing it in a bowl the size of my head and cut up some bananas in it and then threw on an obscene amount of Ghirardelli hot fudge and covered the whole thing in…

Hah! This.

On marrieds who never grow up—tell me about it! The most "grownup" couple I know, in that they are married, have stable jobs and a house...and a lab...go out to party as much if nor more than teenagers. They drink copious amounts of alcohol. It may be disguised as "picnic" or "camping trip" or "anniversary party" but…

Not to mention that Patty Pan would have been a clever reference to squash, and would have made me laugh through my tears.

I'm one of the authors of the report and wanted to reply to those who posted about the "rape exception" thing. My colleagues and I absolutely agree with you and work every day to make sure that all women can exercise their constitutional right to an abortion. We oppose the restrictions discussed in the report - with…

Good story. But I don't care about "censorship by purse strings" done in this manner.

My liberty is not the ability to infringe someone else's liberty.