[What really happens:] A zombie bursts through from behind and literally takes a bite of her neck.

No sword? No staring daggers? I'm not one to jump to conclusions, but she is literally going to die.

This is literally the best news I have ever heard

I must admit I didn't think much of Ted first time I laid eyes on him;
looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over.

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