Like, send an urgent memo to Nintendo. “Please, Kotaku has just ONE question for Reggie before he retires! It’s SUPER IMPORTANT” and just play it up. Finally, you get him on the phone.

Reggie: *wearily* “All right, Stephen, let’s get this over with...”
Stephen: *silent for like 30 seconds* “Mo--”
Reggie: *click*

I can’t wait to read about Bowser’s reactions to Mother 3 questions.

I always just assumed he wanted it cold, which is a hell of alot easier to do with shaking than stirring, since the shaker creates a vacuum. The original book seems to suggest the same:

I see that you too are a person of culture.

Oh that’s it...I was thinking it was vastly worse.

Gotta concur with the other comment.  I don’t know art, but I know what I hate...and I don’t hate those last two.

Jesus fisting your engine is pretty bad, but I kinda like the other two.

Additionally, the mustang appears to have found ... others ... as well.

No, let this tired complaint die already. Don’t like it? Don’t watch, don’t complain, and don’t rain on other people’s parades.

Your account’s been hacked.

Next week, read about how adding butter and bacon can pump up the flavor of your vegan meals!

So you’re saying mocktails are made better by adding alcohol.

Brake engineer here:

Brake pads on a Tesla literally never need to be replaced for lifetime of the car.

Video games arent a sport.

Governments around the world give athlete visas for esports players. Chess is recognized as a sport by the Olympics.

Fuck the esports community for being threatening and hostile towards women, and fuck Punisher for validating the shitty beliefs and expectations of the horrible misogynists that make esports such a cesspool.

I just watched the full things, you sure did over exaggerate what she did. Kind of weird that you would hit someone over a piece of cardboard but you do you!

Back in the days before things like wine charms were invented, Red Solo Cups were not ubiquitous, and we still used styrofoam, we were at a 3 day camping party with my friend Craig. When we got to the beverage area, he pulled a ballpoint out of his pocket, explaining “I always like to write my name on cups at parties,…

More like Ark 76 amirite?