And many of US are tired of $60 games that ship fucking *broke*. You know what never got patched? Super Mario Bros. Either you’re an entitled teen/twentysomething gamer with NO sense of history or you're a Xennial/Xer who has forgotten your roots.

I might not have the strength...

You’d have to ask the Stanford engineering students who worked on ‘Stanley’, but presumably mid-IR adds a lot of cost to an already expensive set of sensors, including LIDAR, without adding a ton of utility (LIDAR can see in the dark, albeit with limited range). The only real advantage of mid-IR is it can see warm…

But it won’t see the lizard people

Thanks for reading. I actually heard about the story yesterday when I was listening to NPR while getting ready for work. I listen to NPR basically every weekday and donate to WNYC. They’ve actually interviewed me a few times about my work, too. I’m not out to get NPR.

Isn’t it kind of baked in the game though? The game has the whole mercenary system as well as ship combat and epic ships in the game from the start. This sort of thing can always be added afterward no matter how much they stuff into the game when it ships. And this is a game that ships with hundreds of hours of…

• The whole HARDCORE PRO SCENE where you play on the most basic-ass stages with no items, which frankly sounds like psychological torture

To play the devil’s advocate here, Sakurai kind of asked for this.

I like Smash ok, but I really fucking hate the fanbase. This game has literally every Smash character ever, plus a decent amount of new ones, and they’re still constantly disappointed by every single announcement.

“Starbucks appears to be striving for a lukewarm medium”

I, too, would like to know my CUV’s time from 20-40 with my CVT in “D”

Does the technician get to affix a little sticker of a fighter jet to the outside of his toolbox now?

I know it is exactly counter to your intent, but this is the first time I’ve ever felt any appreciation for the Kardashians. If more attractive sluts is their legacy, I’m on board. The family seems otherwise insufferable, but I’m not against anyone looking good or having as much sex as they want.

Hooboy. Well, as one of the actual real-life lawyers in Kotaku’s comments, I guess I might as well throw down my opinion on this one.

“I didn’t let a single one off easy either, I don’t take kindly to idiots who are wrong spouting their mouth. Cop or not.”

10/10 will have this project meeting again.  

This sounds like the classic finger-pointing exercise you’d expect from a company with an software development (or any IT function) mentality.

Counterpoint: fuck misogynists.

Get Woke, Go Broke.

Yes, clearly what this situation needed was more pedantry.