At this point, I’m not sure I’d blame the stock market for reacting to the media. Whether or not the media/public reaction to COVID-19 is “hysteria”, the market has to take that hysteria into account because it’s actually leading to less business. Less business = less revenue = less profit. Not sure how the market…

Seems like a great time to invest money.

No reason to ruin perfectly good vodka by trying to make it into hand sanitizer. Just drink up. 

Lunging vegans. That’s one colorful and wordy way of saying “protestors,” and the internet couldn’t be happier with the choice.

Let’s get this one out of the way:

Cadbury Creme Eggs are like an ex-girlfriend that you see once a year for just long enough to remind you that she makes you sick and you’re better off without her.
I wish I remembered who said that, I’d give credit.

I know for a fact that you are wrong.

So this comes down to;

The center locks will be more like flying buzz saws when “kicked out from under the tires when leaving the pits”.

All the NASCAR fans will blame the Democrats for the change.

Would I go to a bulk candy place in BOSTON’S NORTH END?  Fuck no, there’s a shit load of cannoli thanks to the real Italian bakeries.  The ones that do the huge variety of cookies.  

Don’t equate candy with drugs. I don’t to run the risk of being given candy by accident or kids eating pills thinking they are candy (and leaving me with fewer pills).

Ugh, this is a really gross theme and they should screw off. There’s a drug epidemic in this country, abuse of prescription and over-the-counter meds is through the roof, people die daily from this problem and it just comes off as tacky and short-sighted.

You don’t want a quick recovery.  You want the prices to be depressed as long as possible you can buy low.

though if your son decides he wants to drench himself in Axe, you need to shut that shit down with haste.

Articles like this remind me that people are stupid, and common sense isn’t so common.

Nothing is ruined if you can turn failure into #content.

Me on Google maps, 2015.

this man knows how to write, but apparently not read

Peanut butter is a peak-human invention. There are few things in this world that we got just so, so right -but peanut butter is one. It’s the only condiment I’ll eat unaided*. A spoonful dipped in hot cocoa mix is an instant Reese’s.