“The Real Woj Bombs are made by the great men and women at Northrop Grumman” 

Here’s a voucher, pick up some capital letters at the desk. 

It could also be that he saw what happened in the weigh in, thought there might be a bigger issue and was like “nope.”  So he used some judgment with the knowledge of context.

I’ll take this over having the top face in the company wrestle wearing fucking body armor. At least the “Another Coors Light, sir?” getup doesn’t make him look like a cheater.

Who fucking cares. Let people have fun. Jesus.

OH YEAH

Kitchens are rough places to work. But in 7 years of busing, running, and serving I never saw physical violence between workers. Smashing plates? Yes. Throwing food? Yes. Actually hurting someone? Never.

THAT’s considered the ultimate finisher in WWE now? My exposure to WWE now comes pretty much exclusively from reading Deadspin coverage so I’d never seen it before. I’ve now watched that Gif like 10 times, then went to YouTube and watched a couple videos of Corbin doing the move too, and I don’t even understand how…

Crunchy Cheetos or GTFO

This whole Rich Energy drink debacle is increasingly feeling a lot like the Fyre Festival mess.

I think I will wait for the next go around when there is a flamin’ hot variation.

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

+1 Rampage

Then why tell them? They’re kids, they won’t give a shit unless you make them.

If Ladd does not at all appear to be in any condition to drive a car

I’m not a big Barstool guy and always prefer to read Deadspin, but...

Sounds to me like you have a whole bunch of nothing to report on here Tom.  No quote from Press herself.  No concrete answer from people that communicate with her.  But hey, gotta get those clicks right?  

Call me crazy, but wouldn’t it be a lot less exhausting for Barstool just to be better human beings?

Normally it only does that to your bowels.

I asked for my meal without bell peppers. Can I get $5 off please?