All I want is a GODDAMN MARS BAR but since I live in America all I get is fucking Hershey’s.

Somewhere, a Florida land developer fondly recalls the time he tortured Mark Brunell’s bank accounts to death.

*With a warranty

But then the poor schmucks like us can pick one up after depreciation!

You’re right. It is sad that whatever provincial metropolis you live in or near isn’t the media capital of the world.

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

You can’t spell the word “its.” How’s it hanging, Pot?

ETA- dang, now that you made the edit it looks like I’m the one who can’t spell the word.

Possibly the only thing that could make this car more terrifying.

President Dewey favorited your Tweet

Yeah this would never happen somewhere peaceful, like the Bay Area.

I think the problem here is that Scotland has precious few crocodiles and zebras. Let me try to re-work the problem...

Tough season for the Colts, but I’m sure Jim Irsay is still enjoying himself.

Pre owned? Soiled by another man?

Fitting that the naming rights go to a rental car company, since every public Dollar Hertz the Budget.

You are saying this

Tavarish, go back to your garage.

I temper what I like with what’s practical for me and what I can afford.

And monetary considerations are not the only criteria for the purchase of a vehicle.