Nino scores 2 goals, including the game winner. The 3 stars of the game according to nhl.com were Nino, Jared Spurgeon, and P.A. Parenteau. I'm an Islanders fan, so you'll have to excuse me while I slam my head on a table repeatedly.

It's no contest for us: "Punch-Drunk Love."

Its all good. No worries.

This was her way of announcing that she's now dating a member of Daft Punk.

My son loves it. He's gotten really good at picking out ripe apples and has already tried 3-4 different kinds. Other grocery stores have similar things (free cookies usually).

Our Whole Foods has a kids club program that lets children have a free apple or banana whenever they come in, so no.

Oh yeah, and feeling just TERRIBLE when homeowners complain about putting their back out shoveling during the winter (and mowing the lawn, raking the leaves - we have all the seasons in Minnesota).

According the calculator, living in St Paul MN with our high tax rates, my $289,000 house would take 15 years to be better than renting. And that is ignoring the fact that I lose $80,000 in value over the last decade. Even if my house was worth its initial value, renting would still be a better deal when you add in…

I would do this all the time if I were star athlete. The workouts are voluntary, so, as a member of the media, if you're going to take the bait and get all self-righteous, then that's the risk you take. What's next: criticizing Mathis because he doesn't have 37 pieces of flair?

My wife passed away last month (although only 30 years married) and the mountains of paperwork that our children would have to face if I died soon, discourages me from following her.

Yeah, what kind of dick guest writes a column after being invited to do so?!?

I was into sri racha before it was cool .

Goddamned delicious, indeed.

I'm going to make this sometime this weekend, except the chicken I happen to have are the entire leg of the bird, not just the thighs. My hope is this shouldn't change anything except possibly needed a little longer in the oven. You cannot go wrong with tomatillo salsa, try adding a little cumin into it too.

Fucking perfection! Have you seen this yet? It was on Deadspin a few weeks ago.

I want to give this 10,000 stars. But there needs to be something about saying he lives in Minneapolis when he actually lives in St. Louis Park..... I definitely work with the Mankato State version of this guy. I am working o an Mpls/StP bro. Will post soon.

Secret shame: Has never actually been to downtown Minneapolis. Wouldn't know where to park if he did go.

Hobbies: Only listens to 93X morning show and bros out wednesday through sunday at POVs/Pickle Park/Cowboy Jacks/whatever place offers ladies drink free (they don't actually have money to buy you a drink, but they will be a gentleman and go grab your free one for you without dropping a dollar as a tip)

And of course they're from Coon Rapids, the Twin Cities most weirdly racist sounding suburb. Extra points for flunking out of St Cloud State.

I slept with a few of these in college, to my eternal shame.