I'll be there. I already know it's going to be brutal. I'm headed to Fleet Farm in a few hours to gear up.

Best guess: He got his at Fleet Farm.

There is no explicit criteria for qualification regarding the quality of the players in the same time period. Just because Morris was among the best pitchers (and that point really is debatable) that pitched at the same time as him, doesn't mean he had a Hall of Fame quality career. Compared to other Hall of Fame…

I was totally gonna make a Chad Clifton ref and couldnt think of a funny way to do it. That was one of the cheapest hits I've ever seen in the NFL.

What I love about this story is that you almost forget what an asshole Warren Sapp is. It just happens to be a case where the other guy in the story is a WAY bigger asshole and not nearly as good of a player.

Eh, I think MAC refs are too incompetent for this, but by changing the lead margin from 4 to 6 it leapfrogged the line which was -5 (or -5.5). If the teams traded FGs or TDs it would have had a huge impact.

Oh my. Well I shall certainly send the city of New York a check forthwith. I'll have to check with my "cop-friends" in the West Village what I should include for the vig.

I've never had a pie that requires a flow chart to understand where what I'm eating comes from.

Mendocino ollalieberries toy with Corvalis ollalieberries, you goddamned amateur.

And I would rather eat a pecan pie than a pie filled with discarded cherry pits. So we are at a stalemate here. That said, Apple pie is always good.

Mincemeat - mainly because of its versatility, but also because its deliciousness - is far too low on this list, alas, I am reminded of the subjectivity involved in composing such a list and I commend you for your efforts, you heretic.

He's a man with a plan and a basketball in his hands he's Cornbread

The Firenza was the J-car, same platform as the Cavalier.

GM's X-Cars of the early 1980's - the Chevy Citation, Pontiac Phoenix, Olds Omega and Buick Skylark. Hyped as "A new kind of American Car," they were among the most recalled cars in history. Their image was further tarnished when it was revealed that cars given to the media for testing had been modified to reduce…

Nobody outside LA or Miami cares about the NBA? Looks like you've started the drinking REAL early today.

I think the stance of most Deadspinners is that it's not okay to kill two year old children. Or anyone, for that matter.

You just keep sinking lower and lower — those women you refer to as "stay-at-home soccer moms" have been at the Lifetime Fitness for three fucking hours this afternoon busting their ass on a stair climber for your viewing pleasure. Show some respect...