It literally is the great passive-aggressive get together.

Hell yes, pillows. There’s one pillow I really like and I can always get the brand at about 60% off department store sale price at Home Goods. I still think $25 for two quality pillows is a ripoff, but they’re really nice pillows.

Three of these fuckers flew into the roadway while I was at full highway speed in the Fall of 2011.

This is an interesting idea, save for the incentive-laden contracts many of these millionaire athletes play under. Granted, a typical participation clause can kick in a bonus that’s often exponentially more than the annual salary of Joe Football Fan, but I’ve been around enough pro athletes to know that many rely on…

“God meant for Jordy to get hurt.”

Except that - you know - Pocono is a triangle.

Stand-mixer manufacturers advise owners to only cream softened (room temp) butter. I’m going to bet that most ice cream you’d try this trick with isn’t going to be of such poor quality as to have hardened enough to burn up the motor on your stand mixer, but appliance manufacturers suggest best practices for good…

The ingenuity itself was huge turn-on, but the application of the ingenuity!

Backing halfway off your inane outrage by describing the ‘rights’ of a paid entertainer and this program’s ‘latent’ support of white supremacy leads me to the conclusion that you really don’t understand how network television works. At all. Stick to what truly you know, and you’ll truly know it when you really see it.

Let’s hold the most sanitized, happy-horseshit morning ‘news’ program in the universe accountable for white supremacy!

I dated a woman when I was younger who had TMJ. She was INCREDIBLY apologetic when it came to what I’m assuming she thought were the universal expectations for oral, but she could make me orgasm juuuust fine with all the tongue work.

Two things:

Slept juuuust fine, thanks.

Christopher George’s “What the fuck? I guess I’m dead.” shrug MAKES this movie. You still can’t say it’s as terrible as Revenge of the Ninja where Kosugi’s annoying preteen midget offspring keeps asking the adults, “Want me to take care of him?” every time some thug enters a scene.

The best part about this is that I have yet another reason to roll my eyes at every bozo Twins fan who’s still squawking about how Joe Mauer is the greatest thing to ever happen to baseball. You know who you are.

So, if I have a standard recipe that calls for a cup of whole milk and two cups of heavy cream with a cup of sugar - how much powdered milk am I supposed to use?

Oh, fuck you. I have a friend in the ATF who’s been part of the federal investigation into these church fires. She’s been away from her family for two weeks and would assure you that regardless of what evidence they can actually recover to indicate as such, these fires absolutely feel like felony arson simply because…

Pro Tip: Many regional banks offer no-fee concierge services to account holders; specifically those who finance mortgages and capital lines of credit while maintaining savings accounts with the same bank. Worth looking into if you’re like me and keep a pretty close eye on your household budget and finances, but don’t…

This matters because Deadspin has all kinds of readers in Canada.

I’d say the establishment (“The Man”) has a much harder time admitting that there might be generational differences with regard to a while lot of issues than me, so -